red bull lover

kaleshi

[red bull lover @witchorbitxh]

saturday saturdayyyy (i was bedrotting)

[h @ruinsunflower]

she was a punk he did ballet

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Turned out the Epstein files are full of billionaires and not immigrants.

[Kohinoor 🪬 @lilmooncup]

Marital rape is legal and will always be legal in India because arranged marriage is a business deal, the man has bought the woman. In most cases she isn’t attracted to him, she doesn’t desire him sexually. He’s a john and she’s been pimped out by her family.

[mika @mikasagrada]

meu bloco de notas do celular é tipo

- lista do mercado
- carta de suicídio
- receitas fáceis

[miya @miyarah_]

dos cuerpos acurrucados y un gato encima, así debería ser la familia tradicional

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

"i'm a photographer" brother you just took a random street photo and slapped a black & white filter

[red bull lover @witchorbitxh]

got locked out of the house, two very sweet people came and helped me out

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

If Tukaram Mundhe would have visited our hostel mess, he would have suspended its license for the next 7 janams.

[BRI @BriMalandro]

My grandad used to say “half the day already gone” if you wake up after 9am and I thought it was so funny and dramatic but I get him now

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

me after any minor inconvenience that makes me feel uncomfortable

[Joy @Joydas]

No one tell him GenZ also uses OnlyFans. Please don’t. He is desperate now

[_Luxty_LIMITADO_ @nyx_nyxexe]

"Perdón por no contestar"
El estado de putrefacción en el que me encuentro:

[red bull lover @witchorbitxh]

@kartikwhatever exactly

[car @kartikwhatever]

i don't workout cuz the heavy breathing releases co2 into the atmosphere and heats up the planet.

ur welcome 😇

[red bull lover @witchorbitxh]

why does badminton have these many rules

[end period cramps @CacheMeFirst]

me defeating 250 million genetically gifted sperm just to spend my peak evolutionary potential shitposting on twitter for 14 hours a day to get 5 likes

[perpetually asleep @whyisitunreal]

Many students from second generation affluent sc/st families are forced to compete with 30th generation affluent family of uc what’s your point?

[eliz @eliza___v]

the first solution i think of whenever something goes slightly wrong

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes a book or a show is five stars because it's a masterpiece. sometimes it's five stars because it made my brain release dopamine. both are valid.