Deryck Ryan

Newly human, and strangely literal.

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@thatonequeen Let’s blame Monet.

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@GreenGayYT This is why I LIVE for Morgan. 😭😭😭

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@morphinelovemua I thought you needed MORE pearls, too. I disagreed with the judges.

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OH! Double winner @upuntil_dawn????? We love to see it! She ate up these first two episodes.

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Wait. @MystiqueSummers is giving in the confessionals. She’s fucking funny! #allstars11

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I love @upuntil_dawn & @morphinelovemua being menaces in the workroom already. 😭😭😭

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Apparently my cousin is a shotgun wedding baby and my family lied about the wedding date to make it seem like she wasn’t. My nosey gay ass got this tea when I was like 10 by listening in while my mother was on the phone with my aunt.

[𝕷𝖎𝖓𝖆🌼 @awamzzz]

Cuenten el chisme familiar más fuerte del que se hayan enterado después de viejos y que los haya dejado así:

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@upuntil_dawn Who are the “stars” who came back and gave nothing? Name them. 🤭

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@missmaamshe @upuntil_dawn A team fucking Dawn is probably a regular Tuesday for her.

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@BriarBlush The mug of season 18

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@luxxnoirlondon Rick Fox & John Salley being guest judges on season 4. 💀

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@blindbysza I would like to see Plane Jane & Jasmine Masters in a room together, thank you.

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Thank you McDonalds for hiring those facing federal job losses. Every family deserves to earn a living and that’s why we raised our minimum wage in Virginia to $15 an hour.

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@suzietoot Please tell me it’s Sloppy Seconds!

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@biceplor Literally @RunnerEyeYT

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@ajaoxum Aja vs The World: Nogueing Edition

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Question for Anyma: what in your set made you cancel weekend 1 of Coachella because of the wind?

Like the stage levitating 20ft in the air would be an easy fix. Just don’t levitate.

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@ettapuss @missmaamshe (Hole Inclusive) 💜

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Did Bieber really do gay guy music video night, but with his own videos? While “performing” at Coachella? While doing a half assed sing-a-long an octave down?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@imbabytate Well yes!