Jennifer Main

Initiator, Transformational Guide, amalgamation of Scarlet O'Hara, Peter Pan, Roland Deschain, and Jedi Master #TheSpaceBetween #ConsciousBoundaries

[Icona @iconawrites]

Sir, that is my emotional support beautiful stationery which I will never use because I’m afraid of ruining it.

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Every week, my friends share the best thing our therapists told us so we can get extra therapy.

Mine: If your new situation feels scary, it means you're not repeating old patterns. It means you're going the right direction

Please share yours so we can collect infinite therapy

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

(after texting the most honest, soul baring thing i have ever said in my entire life) lol

[Jennifer Main @withJennifer44]

@Jake_Vig

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

there should be a restaurant called “Soup and a Book” where you pay a flat rate and then sit by the fire reading while sampling as many soups as you like

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Clearest image ever taken of Venus. Photo by JAXA..

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Why are ethics questions always like:
"is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?"

And not:
"is it ethical to hoard bread when families are starving?"

[aubs @ilydarth]

petition to normalize wearing jedi robes bc they look so comfy

[Zack Morrison @ZackMorrison18]

Why do we do awards shows if you’re gonna play the winners off after 30 seconds? Surely in 2022 we’ve evolved beyond commercial breaks, right?

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Thought I liked swimming but it turns out I just like pretending to be soup.

[lil jon lovitz(?) @liljonlovitz]

computer: a new version java is ready to be installed!
me: i'll see you in hell you son of a bitch

[BC🇨🇦Bee @sexyhandeeman]

Broccoli has no business being $4.99 a pound. That’s asparagus money.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

must be crazy to be a grown-ass cat. imagine being 45 years old and ppl treat you like a little baby

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Obviously the solution for speaker is for someone to nominate Dolly Parton.

[Kieran @kieransofar]

it’s time we make all castles bouncy, we have the technology

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

spelling bee judge: your word is respect
me: can you use it in...a song
spelling bee judge: you mother fucker

[Morgan Fahey @morganfahey]

I'm not sure I've ever seen a mug shot that so clearly broadcasts "and I'd do it again."

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. A few days ago, Congress and Biden approved $858 BILLION in military spending with almost no public discussion or debate.

That's $858,000,000,000

Follow along for FACTS about HOW this money is spent and WHY

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[chris @BassoonJokes]

new years resolution to throw 105mph fastball