Mitch Fouts

Make the moves, dont let the moves make you

[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

https://t.co/PdPOv6CYrr

[Eddie Gonzalez @bansky]

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[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

@Lakers @robpelinka yall better peep the 🐐’s receipts here and sign Duren

[The Zodiac GM @TheZodiacGM]

Jalen Duren (Scorpio)

A+ synergy fit with Lakers.

[Mike Beuoy @inpredict]

Ranking the biggest shots in modern NBA history (link in thread).

As mentioned yesterday, the #1 shot is a put-back, but it wasn't OG's, which ranked 6th.

Derrick White #1
Ray Allen #2
Kyrie #3
Big Shot Bob #4 and #5

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

007 first. Lego batman see if a sale pops up soon

[Eddie Gonzalez @bansky]

So 007 or Lego Batman? I don’t wanna play 2 games lol

[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

Except you see how in this 2-3 minute highlight clip he fell only 3 times? If you look at this and look at what Shai does and think they are the same thing its you who is being dishonest

[Rondo Mensah @Rondo_gh]

Like I said, the SGA narrative is the most dishonest narrative we’ve seen in the league in a long time.

[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

Yes. And there isn’t a question to it. Ive always been a Lebron guy and he’s my GOAT. But i know for a fact that Wemby can realistically be the GOAT over bron/mj when he retires. Barring any major/career threatening injuries

[shoebox @jjss64]

If we are starting a nba league from scratch and every player in the history of the league is available, is Wemby the number 1 pick overall?? Ahead of Jordan, ahead of Lebron?

[JP Acosta @acosta32_jp]

LeBron hitting that fadeaway jumper

[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

@onlyparlays @OnlyParlaysVIP @pikkitsports Pikkit username withoutafout

Subbed less than a week ago. You might be the baseball 🐐

[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

JJ been doing an incredible job. But not starting vando over laravia to at least try and stop shai a little bit was a big mistake. Not that it may have mattered in the end result but vando can at least disrupt. Laravia looked a full step slower than shai

[Ana @iamanascott]

not playing Vando against OKC when Marcus is out too is insane lol

[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

Shai is a Haliburton achilles away from being looked at totally different

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

SGA & Luka are both killers.. i just trust SGA more when it matters

[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

Its almost like Shai can rely on numerous perimeter defenders to do the dirty work so he can focus way more energy/effort on offense. Sam Presti/organizational masterclass. Shai is incredible. Full stop. But this is a team sport. And Shai might benefit the most from his team

[Gur Singh @HoopFocusX]

Everybody is better than Shai until it’s time to be better than Shai

[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

@Loughy @gehrenbergdfs @EricLindquist @StokasticHOF @JoshEngleman @EmacDFS Thanks man! Appreciate all yall at Stokastic for all content and just an incredible sim engine/projection team too

[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

@gehrenbergdfs @EricLindquist @StokasticHOF @Loughy @JoshEngleman @EmacDFS MLB sims have been really nice to me to start the season 🔥🔥

[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

Shout out @EricLindquist for the Aranda 💣 call

[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

This boss kicked my ass first couple times. Once I learned his attack pattern, ya know like you are supposed to do, I took him down easy 😂 that guy that rage quit really is soft cause this boss was NOT that hard 😂

[Witty @Joseph_Witty]

Man giving up like that is some hoe shit 😂😂 You get that far in the game and give up cause you can't beat a boss lmao 🤣 FIGURE IT OUT!

[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

@Loughy @gehrenbergdfs @StokasticHOF @EricLindquist @JoshEngleman @EmacDFS Beautiful thank you!

[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

@StokasticHOF @gehrenbergdfs @EricLindquist @Loughy @JoshEngleman @EmacDFS does this count towards the Stokastic HOF?? 😂 3 users but 4 total lines haha either way shoutout to the night slate sims! It aint much but it sure is something right before MLB starts! Thank you!

[Mitch Fouts @withoutafout]

@gehrenbergdfs @StokasticHOF @EricLindquist @Loughy @JoshEngleman @EmacDFS Ahh yeah this one of course wasn’t more than 5k lol but i will get one soon. As far as the ties go the website does say in case of ties i cant be tied with any more than 2 people. Is that the case or is it straight up no ties? Either way I’m grateful for the win & for the tools!