Kati Schwartz

all you really need are a few good friends and michigan football.

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

i must be low hanging fruit to get hacked on twitter.. my last tweet was trolling bach nation in 2019. sorry for the obvious annoyance to those tagged. #yikes

[Haley Burrowes @HaleyBurrowes]

Bachelor Nation finding out we have to watch Hannah B speaking incoherently for a whole season of #thebachelor ette

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

Chris Harrison chasing Colton is the first exciting thing that happened (with 5 minutes left). @BachelorABC

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

Stop holding hands with her, this is one fence sitter you need to jump over (we have been waiting). Thank u, next. @BachelorABC

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

I love how much Becca pops champagne on this season @BacheloretteABC

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

Snitches never get the rose @BachelorABC @BacheloretteABC

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

Everything is easier than how your mind makes it seem.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Odder still is POTUS here has a legitimate thing to boast about -- 2018 brings the biggest military pay raise (2.4%) in 8 years.

So why not just tell the truth?

Because that would be acknowledging Obama gave a bigger pay raise in 2010 (3.4%)? https://t.co/TNyuVpnIh4

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

The happiness I get from ice cream as an adult is astounding.

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

Almost martyrs don’t count

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

They don’t make movies like they used. IE. John Tucker Must Die, Clueless, 10 things I hate about you, Mean Girls, Varsity Blues etc....

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

Life is weird. The older I become the more I realize that there are just rules to win and rules to lose and if you apply properly, for long enough, it works- despite the obstacles and luck.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I didn’t text you back because I couldn’t find the right gif.

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

Nose strips on the other hand.... that shows your face’s soul.

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

Face masks show your faces true colors.

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

K pretty sure I just died in a Michigan pothole.

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

Was in a mood so I watched @Beyonce @coachella performance for 2 hours and now I am hype and ready for the world.

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

Dear 250lb man who is ripped next to me at the gym belting Kelly Clarkston. Yes. Just yes.

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

Sometimes abandoning ship is actually saving yourself instead of giving up and calling it loyalty. You can ride or die and not pay the price when you recognize what is real.

[Kati Schwartz @wittierkati]

I will text back within seconds or not for 9.5 months. There is no inbetween. 💅🏼✌🏼