Wizard of Loneliness

raw doggin' it ⚫🍑🚬⚫

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

leaving mayo print suckle marks on my wife's shirt

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

I feel my most desperate for God's guidance when I'm standing in front of the wall of geek bars at the smoke shop

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

{ showing up 45m late to niece's christening w/ 2% blood alcohol content} My anaconda don't!!!!!!!!! My Acaconda Don't!!!!!!

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

they say healing isn't linear and I'm about to prove it

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

@onionringsnbill

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

I'm worried my legacy is going to be inventing a brush specifically for cleaning deep, nasty belly buttons

[A Cantaloupe and a Ziploc Bag of Mushroom Soup @onionringsnbill]

If astrology isn’t real, explain Jenna and Moo Deng having the same birthday

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

1st date: raw sex

2nd date: sharing pictures of your former femme selves

3rd date: "remind me what you do for work?"

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

be the reason someone potato smiles today

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

@onionringsnbill takes two weeks to cook, like chlamydia and gonorrhea

[Nea "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

Me rn

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

your digital footprint is going OFF tonight, babe

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

@obscuredbytrees now I'm embarrassed cuz you def are already hip

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

@obscuredbytrees Erotic Probiotic 2

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

@StarTrekHeathen are you going by Madison now? yes

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

girls love when you do that thing with your tongue (tell them you love them)

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

text so crazy I sent it twice

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

When you find out the love of your life is literally just you

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

girls love when you call it "supper"

[Wizard of Loneliness @witty_jayy]

@onionringsnbill didn't realize they tasted Like That