Aditya Sharma

Funny is all I have

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Do I save the music in my phone or does the music in my phone save me ?

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why tf do i have to drink with paper straws to save the planet but world leaders can bomb anywhere anytime.

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if i was good looking, i would probably have some cool mental disease, right now me is just considered weird.

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the way i get urges to pick puppies from the streets and run away makes me understand why kidnappings happen so often.

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kangana ranaut is kanye west of India.

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If I sell my data personally to @china directly, how much may I earn ?

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3 days ago a random kid was poking me for no reason. I annoyingly asked him " kyaa haii ??? " & he replied "tera byaah hai, tere byaah me laddu teraa naam paddu" and i still can't think of any comeback to that.

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Instagram reels turned from proud hindu to gaddaar hindu real quick

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RCB hasn't won IPL once in 16 years and now they may win twice in one year

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Don't build opinions based on internet and meme pages. they'll become PR team of same person they used to troll before for some little money.
Salman will be greatest actor on same meme pages where Salman has been meme material for decade because of few thousand rupees.

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I would love myself but thats probably gay

[Gems of Simps @GemsOfSimps]

Simp mοnkey India

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Queen is basically when rook and bishop have a child

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

how it feels to drink water at 3 am

[WYATT 6 @Windham6]

Man is not what he thinks he is, he is what he hides.
- Andre Malraux

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When my parents ask me to do masters from same college i graduated from

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I listened to the same 3 songs this year that the song that played once on shuffle accidently is in my top 5 songs. #SpotifyWrapped

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I'm already going to hell so why not

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Weird how you speak all the time but never that need to said

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I wish my dreams chased me instead