Jessica

Spend my days accounting for grapes. Rock Chalk Jayhawk...always.

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

@ascloseasthis LOVE this show

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

@ascloseasthis @hyhomeland Good to know. I was actually planning on asking you for your opinion on if I should binge watch this season.

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

@ascloseasthis BTW, I'm planning on doing a HL binge this weekend, although I am not sure I'm prepared yet based on everything I am reading.

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

@ascloseasthis I miss you, too. Trying to ease my way back into things through Twitter. No new house yet. 😞 Things are really bad out here in terms of housing. I was thrilled the Santa Rosa paper won a Pulitzer this week for all of their fire coverage. They deserved it.

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

@ascloseasthis I HAD a Vitamix.😩I'll get one again once I end up somewhere permanent. I finally gave up on my stepmom's blender and just started buying smoothies. More power to you if you can get that one down. I couldn't.

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

@ascloseasthis And if you add ground flax seeds like me, it is a grainy kale smoothie. I really try to use every other green before I get desperate enough to use kale.

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

@dodo @ascloseasthis Thought you'd enjoy

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

@ascloseasthis This must be about @Mrs_McCarthy32 since she is the absolute best. I started following back when Brandon played for the A's. I can't imagine why we would want to follow a funny woman who loves ⚾ 🐕🍷.

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

@ASTAY496 @KUHoops @GaryBedore @mellinger @jessenewell I've been searching all over for this news as well. Did you hear anything since this tweet?

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

@gifhawk I've been waiting patiently for you to post this one. This one will never get old. Thanks.

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

@Devonte_Graham4 Me, too. All about Big 12...WV needs to bring it home now. 25% of Sweet 16 would be bad ass and show everyone it is THE conference.

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

There is a long list of @ATT horror stories after the fires. Add my name to the list since they plan to charge me for my equipment that I can't turn in. Do you honestly think I still have it? Can I send in a box of ash? #tubbsfire

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

@LukeyWalsh Some of the condos are gone. I don't have confirmation about how many. My mom's friend lives there are her condo is gone for sure.

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

@M_RCKL I know some of the routes ES and DT like to run. 🏈 101 for me. Plus, what woman rattles off adv ⚾ stats like me? You know me. Please, Cam.

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

The look when I tell him there is a bath in his future (before he takes off to hide)

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

Can I please have Ben's charm? A little bigger and pricier than mine. https://t.co/eQcVFfcRFP

[KU Equipment @JayhawkEQ]

.@JayhawkEQ welcomes back @mchalmers15 @BenMcLemore @WayneSeldenJr for #KULateNight 2017 #onceajayhawkalwaysajayhawk

[University of Kansas @UnivOfKansas]

Allen Fieldhouse is lit in more ways than one. #KUlatenight

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

@ascloseasthis Yep. He's suffered from injuries, and he hasn't been the same. He wanted to retire as a Giant. Such a class act. Today was a sad day. 😞

[Alex Pavlovic @PavlovicNBCS]

Matt Cain will not get a win in his final big league start. He got one run of support and bullpen blew it. It's actually appropriate.

[Jessica @wittybyrd]

💜💜💜 https://t.co/1KheYtzdkl

[Alex Pavlovic @PavlovicNBCS]

Madison Bumgarner was waiting for Matt Cain at the end of the dugout: