Gabby

[Danya @dxxnya]

we did it girls

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’ve decided to just be fully delusional this year and see where that takes me cuz being sensible hasn’t gleaned the results i’m looking for

[Gabby @wittygabby]

@BrewDog My dog Diego is keen!

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

My therapist told me that anxiety and excitement are physically the same and when I feel anxious about something that I should pretend that I am excited. This morning I tried it and thought "I am so excited that everybody hates me"

[Gabby @wittygabby]

@hhallaam @coldplay @wembleystadium

[Han @hhallaam]

@coldplay this is my best friends mum and dad - they’ve just got married and got tickets to your gig as a present. Viagogo have not sent the tickets but claim they have. They’re outside Wembley, so disappointed 💔 any way at all that you are to able help? Would be so appreciated

[𝕺𝖗𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖍 @allaboutorlagh]

“No worries either way” when I’m actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[Tolly @tolly_t]

Have you sent a woman money today?

[emmy🤍 @youmemmatsix]

sometimes i wish i wasn’t such an over sharer but then i remember people need entertainment in their lives and my life is literally a joke

[stevanović @supportsteven]

I’ll just leave these activities to other people because the way my life is set up the day I go the salt will decide it doesn’t want to concentrate

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

paid time off for family and medical leave is important yes but what about paid time off to be a little silly . to goof around

[Emer McL 🏳️‍⚧️ @EmerTheScreamer]

“They’re riling her up”

Toby is a menace to society #LoveIsland

[Septimus Prime @septimusajprime]

everyone’s heart is breaking and Toby is already back on the field ready to add to his tally. the workrate is unmatched 🤝 #loveisland

[chloe🐮 @wbkchloe]

as a society, we failed rizzle kicks

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text

[The Leading Man 🎞 @tony_wright97]

What's lockdown 3 been like?

[Gabby @wittygabby]

@ASOS #ASOSGIFT @abiarcari 🌟