Marlon Rando

a fag in the good way | he/him

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My lasagnas are feminist because they pass the béchamel test.

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@HighSierraMan @JoyceCarolOates Gaydos

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@realBrandonGill Why do you sound like the nerd from an 80s movie

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@John_Attridge He didn’t say Hamlet is about the invention of the human. He said Shakespeare invented the modern idea of a human by creating characters who could “overhear” themselves and thus change and grow.

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@shhquietmoths Lmao!

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@ddillingworth “Poor dear Tom Eliot” 😂

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@SimplyTiaT @turntineforwhat He doesn’t love you, though.

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@ActwithAlison @RobertKennedyJr @realDonaldTrump I wish you nothing but the worst.

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@fritolaysia Boys of Summer starts playing

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@CharlotteKaye These are S-tier cookies

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@TrekkiesforPete Nevada

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@carriecoon Wow we are the same age and . . . I feel this so hard. I don’t have kids, though 😂

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@kamucheru @_ayannaE You have 88 brain cells

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@calabasasjones @buddylembeck12 @VaelynVp @DrunkWoodworker @esjesjesj “If the echo chamber is against me, it must be mega lib.”

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@ChrisCaesar @VivianKesandre Yeah, and anyway it was mostly food!

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@calabasasjones @buddylembeck12 @VaelynVp @DrunkWoodworker @esjesjesj “If people didn’t agree with your comments, you wouldn’t have gotten all those likes.”

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@ifetalksback This just made so many things click into place

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@NoelsPrivateAcc @harlan_quinzel @SpikxLavoeee @propaganda91 He doesn’t even go here!

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@RyanAFournier @Busybee2605 The to and from fields have the same name. Hope this helps!

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@npc96589 @PeteyLuckey @DrunkWoodworker @esjesjesj I shouldn’t be surprised that you can’t read.

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@t_kobs If I call you slurs, will I see more pics like this 🤔