big guy🐻🌲

Willamette University alum 22’ 🐻🐱 I like the woods 🌲

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“Your outie loves the Knicks”

[The Third Division @The3rd_Division]

How Coronavirus Affected D3 Football in 2020-2021!!!

#covid #d3fb #collegefootball #whyd3 #coronavirus

[Country Chord @CountryChord]

drink a normal amount, got it ✍️

(Via Zach Top’s recent appearance on Burt Kreischer’s podcast)

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

A golfer isn’t responsible for a broken window at a house on the course.

Don’t let anyone tell you differently.

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Arvell Reese on potentially be drafted 2nd overall by the Jets:

“I’d be lying if I said that it hasn’t crossed my mind to drop a bong photo tonight.”

[Duke Gomez @DukeGomez7]

Bro wtf😭

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

My boomer dad paid $11,000 for his college degree.

Total. Four years.

He told me my $90,000 in student loans is because I “picked the wrong school.”

I went to a state school.

He went to a private university.

His cost less.

[Frontierism @frontierism]

8 figure salary. Wife just gave birth to their second son. Spends every day playing golf. Give me the hairline I’ll make that trade.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

bryson and his caddie studying their greens book like the Quran and doing equations to read putts to the exact inch and then you have ted scott telling scottie “hey just hit it at that fuckin shadow”

[Byron Lindeque @TheModelManiac]

When you have been looking forward to that Saturday round all week and then

[LandonTengwall @LandonTengwall]

Truly could be tweet of the year here

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

if they would've given me adderall in middle school i would be a homeowner by now

[Zack @EliteGolfDad]

When your wife says, “Hope you didn’t have a tee time. We’re going to brunch with my family.”

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Realizing these kids got more PTO days at school than you do at work

[Trophy Husband 🏆 @Brian_onX]

wife: "we need to do more stuff together outside of the house."

also my wife 24/7:

[big guy🐻🌲 @wittywitt68]

ITS FLAG FUCKING FOOTBALL

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

iShowSpeed and Logan Paul were playing elite defense against actual NFL players 😭

[Riċ @ricblurs]

when the job keeps testing you but you need the money

[Netflix @netflix]

This is a Gardening Show with Zach Galifianakis

Coming to Netflix April 22 🍃

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

I have my Cinderella for this year and it’s the IDAHO VANDALS, MAN!! #ExperianBoostOrBust @stoolpresidente @BarstoolUIdaho

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days