Intranaut

I used to do cock magic back in college

[PussyMcQueen @BennyJizzum]

Easter is almost here.

[Intranaut @wizcoleifa]

When Tiger Woods feels invincible, he wears a red shirt with black pants. Ron wears the same thing after he has sex.

[Intranaut @wizcoleifa]

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle so man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

[WORKAHOLICS @WorkaholicsCC]

“Who says stupid stuff like skremph?” #Workaholics

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Double date at the Waffle House

[Intranaut @wizcoleifa]

@xander_jones_ LONG LIVE THIRDGUY

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Can't wait to start training with my new partner @JODYHiGHROLLER !!! Hulkamania is going NEON brother! HH

[Intranaut @wizcoleifa]

I like lions, but not to touch.

[Intranaut @wizcoleifa]

Mature. Navajo. Bitches.

[Intranaut @wizcoleifa]

Going Off The Rails Of The Swayze Train

[Intranaut @wizcoleifa]

"Oh my god, is that a black card?"
"Yes but I prefer the name African American Express"

[Cassidy @DatCass]

"Sad dad song" "crying dad"

[Intranaut @wizcoleifa]

Cus my life is dope, and I do dope shit.

[Intranaut @wizcoleifa]

"Take care ya don't get electrococksucked"

[Intranaut @wizcoleifa]

Dense boner forest.