PussyMcQueen

some of this is funny

[PussyMcQueen @BennyJizzum]

looking for your dad at a barbecue is like trying to find a phil mickelson in a pile of phil mickelsons

[Meat Boy @god_brane]

screaming and crying in pure terror when the dairy queen worker flips my blizzard upside down. laughing and clapping in pure delight when he flips it right side up

[wint @dril]

if some one said some shit to me like "Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo" i would not be able to contain my rage. i would completely lose my shit.

[wint @dril]

during times of pandemic, the thought of even getting, let alone maintaining, a full erection, is true ape shit Lunacy. it is violence

[JuiceOne @JuiceSimpsons]

More dynamite clips coming out of the Harry and Meghan interview!

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

Writing a novel now is more impressive than at any point in history. If James Joyce could have watched pornography on the same machine he used to write no living person would know his name.

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Who Cum Town BF/Red Scare GF think they are vs who they actually are

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

it’s incredible that rush limbaugh saw the light and converted to islam on his death bed. la ilaha illallah. rest in paradise brother 🙏🏼

[wint @dril]

my followers are always onm some god damn goofy shit; Theyre absolutely smoking that Urkel

[Professor Annie Oakley is Not Going Back 💙 🇺🇸 @profannieoakley]

Here’s the link. Please please share what you make!

https://t.co/R7myK66VKR

[Thomas White @len0killer]

They said I was too fertile for the Army

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

every college tour guide: you may think you know squirrels, but you better strap the fuck in while i tell you about our special little guys

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I know a lot of very beautiful women who have “done it” with a variety of athletes and CEOs and they all tell me the hottest thing to see a guy do is run up stairs on all fours

[christian @nopoweradeinusa]

[looking into a strippers pussy and asshole as she gyrates on the ground] mam ur mask fell off, put it back on right now before I call security