wiz🅿️unts ✝️

Everything I want is mine

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

two hundred million mumu.

[H_R_V @SpacemanAp]

Imagine your “ally” saying this in open on international TV that you will not be allowed to develop to the point of being a competitor. Your entire relationship only works as long as you’re subservient, the moment that fails, you’re now an enemy.

[Predictive History @PredicHistory]

Why does the UN exist?
The official answer: peace and development.
The game theory answer: to prevent the next Genghis Khan from emerging.
Every empire in history was conquered by a poor, hungry, unified people led by one visionary.
The Mongols had Genghis Khan. The Macedonians had Alexander. The Arabs had Muhammad.
The UN's job is to make sure that never happens again.
Schools. NGOs. Development aid. Not to lift people up. To keep them just developed enough to never unite.
That is the iron law of empire maintenance.

[🇳🇬 Super Eagles @NGSuperEagles]

Caption this. Oba to Oba

[PlusDave Dags 🏆 @PlusDaveDags]

Forget his assists, can we talk about that magnificent kit?

[MakeNigeriaGreatAgain @blaqboi_ish]

2 shits could go down.
1. Nigerians remain fucking miserable cowards jumping from one bastard ruler to another, while remaining a dumping ground for the west
2. Nigerians fucking wake up and seize their right to live good lives.
Both scenarios will cost a lot of lives.

[Vanguard Newspapers @vanguardngrnews]

How N1.1M ransom was raised by friends for Rofiat, kidnapped NYSC member

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

THE NIGHT MIKEL TUCKED IN AT CENTER BACK AGAINST BARCELONA AFTER TERRYS RED CARD AT THE CAMP NOU STAMPED HIS PLACE AS THE GREATEST EVER TO KICK A BALL FROM NIGERIA

HE THEN WENT ON TO HAVE A MASTERCLASS AGAINST BAYERN AT THE ALLIANZ ARENA IN THE FINAL.

FOOTBALL NO BE BY NAME

NA BY WETIN YOU ACTUALLY PLAY.

JOHN MIKEL OBI.

[Negrodamus (NDr): The Return @AN0WA]

The currency does not have enough value for the stress involved in looking for the ₦ sign 😭😭

[Olúwatósìn Olaseinde @tosinolaseinde]

It’s also important to note that this isn’t a transactional thing. Let it be genuine.

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

keep your standards high, but lower your expectations

[Sahara Reporters @SaharaReporters]

How Father Of NYSC Member Who Criticised Tinubu Died After Protesting Govt’s Demolition Of His Palm Plantation | Sahara Reporters https://t.co/XYwnhipSyo

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Just fight for your life.

[Ada Owerri 🤍 @dii_imma]

They told everybody to put down their phones and gave us strict warning about speaking about the government if we want to collect our certificates. Oya nau 😂

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Make una leave this packaging and big boy wey una dey form for online, people dey suffer o!!!!
Make una cry out oooo abeg!!!!

[rae_timzy @omo_Akinbile]

Which one did I miss?😂

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

CCTV footage showing the invasion of Ikeja Electric by Nigerian Airforce personnel.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

Things like this make me incredibly sad. Is renovating the International Conference Center more important than the health of our children?

[Santiago Ortiz @moebio]

Love this puzzle