Megaloblatta Longipennis

I write stories. some are fiction, some are real. I also catch cruise cos life is too hard to be serious. if you've come this far, pls gimme a follow. 💚 and🕯️

[Megaloblatta Longipennis @wizardofbuzz]

Story Time.

"If your mama born you well, wait for me nah, whether I no go use blow scatter that your wor-wor face."

That was Him yelling at the top of his voice, with a locked fist advancing angrily to catch up with her pace, scurrying down the stairs after a corpulent

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@Wizarab10 4000

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@Thebiglade Debit alert

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Liverpool is on fire

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@Mrbankstips Rule of law is for poor people

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@Big_Bestmann You don’t represent us.

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Stephen better buys a private island 😂😂😂

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Funniest thing you will see today 😂😂😂😂

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Funniest thing you will see today 😂😂😂😂

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@TBflowshq @studyeurope123 Oh really? I didn’t know google and chatGPt exist. Thank you for this new information

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@winniewheeny Gbese!!!!

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@JAMBHQ The standard keeps getting lower by the day. This country is cooked

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@followlastma @followlasg @lagosMOT1 @lagosmot18 @mrmacaroni @Morris_Monye @instablog9ja @BabatundeKoiki Transaction receipt

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@seunosiyemi_

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@lagosMOT1 Some of your men came to Ifako yesterday to tow LOTS of vehicles. My vehicle was towed, my vehicle wasn’t parked on the highway, wasn’t parked in a street, it was parked in a very small close for a minor repair.
The man who led the raid is requesting 200k

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@maxvayshia The rebet from your game yesterday is still ongoing

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@UgwunnaEjikem She gave me 50k out of the 135k

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Play if you fancy

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@iam_sirteee 6A35919 converted to over 1.5

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Eiii!!! 😂