Kevin O

It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson]

Fudd? I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson]

Hey, kids, always recycle... TO THE EXTREME!

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson]

Excuse me. | What? What? What? What? This better be about pizza.

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson]

Reverend!... Emergency... Simpson kids!... Eedily... Baptism!... Oodily... DOODILY DIDDLY!

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson]

"Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons." Oh, geez, he actually wrote "diddly"! | That was thoughtful.

[Kevin O @wizardofoz9]

@TringlzPringlez you misspelled ten*

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

These colors don't run.

Black, silver & blue for #SB50 » https://t.co/DkWj1y5TD4

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson]

You like hanging out, too? | Well, it beats doing stuff. | Yeah. Stuff sucks.

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson]

He should be honest, and caring, and well-off... and handsome. | Hey! Why should she have a better husband than you?

[Kevin O @wizardofoz9]

@Jak1916 #CT

[Comedy Central Stand-Up @standup]

►@NickSwardson explains the worst thing about being a designated driver. https://t.co/Ph6KJyyWRw

[NHL @NHL]

And so it continues...
https://t.co/aMk579Xv30

[Katie @KatieOldham]

Ever realised how fucking surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly

[Kevin O @wizardofoz9]

Ride like the wind, bullseye! #toystory2

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson]

Hey, Bart, do you have a best friend yet? 'Cause I've been looking for someone to boss me around.

[Daniel Brant 🇨🇦 @Driver_270]

"BART, NO!"
"What?"
"Sorry, force of habit. LISA, NO!"
@QuotesSimpson

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

What a win! Watch the recap & highlights from the #Panthers 27-16 victory over the #Eagles: https://t.co/F9TZA4q7ub

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson]

You look pretty successful. | Thanks! I play a millionaire at parties. At least, I'd... like to.

[Jake Arrieta @JArrieta34]

My right nipple comes out of my tank top almost every pitch, so I place it back inside. https://t.co/7hXWtKwltE

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

(All of them.)

#RaiseTheBanner