Barkeysensei

I am human and a blessing in disguise.

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@investbamboo While your team is here struggling…and saying your are working on it. Here is an update from NGX 42 minutes ago.

Kontinu ooo

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@investbamboo Or is your dev team using Claude AI to vibe code? Increasing server resources and redeploying if needed shouldn’t take this much time

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@investbamboo This is how you tell the world you ain’t ready???

It’s okay to have set backs, the time it’s taking you to resolve the issue is what’s worrying. This is something you should have planned for.

This mess up here is why Nigerians cancel apps.

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@investbamboo There’s no way your team didn’t anticipate this much load and didn’t complete a major load test on your app.

I hope this nonsense will be duly compensated after we get the stock.

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@RoylAirmaroc I am convinced that someone on your team is intentionally not doing their job for reasons unknown to me.

How can my bag be in Casablanca for over 3 month with a tracker and no soul on your team has done anything. I have been calling almost twice a week

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@GloWorld Hi Hi, how can I get my PUK code please. I accidentally locked my sim

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

It’s simple the super eagles were very very poor today.

Dr Congo played their hearts out and obviously they got the win.

#SuperEagles #SuperEaglesOfNigeria #WorldCup2026 #WorldCupQualifiers

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

Quote of the day:
The money you ain’t spending isn’t yours

Spend that money today

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@Zlatan_Ibile @Zlatan_Ibile see o, 231k +, o ti loor ooo

I Dey wait boss, show love oo.

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@KongaPay I have been trying to reset my passcode for 3 days and I haven’t been getting the temporary passcode sent to me. I need to access the account now please.

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@kongacare can someone look into my KongaPay transfer issue please?

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@Ekitipikin E shock me self o

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

No Nigerian should see this and pass without dropping a like or an emoji

We in the final people #AFCON2023 #NGARSA

[TheBetInvestor ™ 🌎 @TheFtXMaestro]

❤️!!!!!

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@MsLami_A I agree with you.

This needs a dedicated institution that’s ready to tackle this issue, maybe a rebranded and repurposed Nafdac. It will take a few dedicated years to fix all of this.

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@GeekyAdams This is crazy

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@Olamidetheboss1 This got me laughing hard 😭😭😭

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@Sterling_Bankng What you are saying in the DM ain"t making sense to me.

I can't send funds to another Dom account in Nigeria if it's not in my name?

Why didn't I get told that when the account was been setup? Or when you were receiving the funds?

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@Sterling_Bankng why the hell did someone in your banking hall say that I can not make transfer from a dom account to another dom account due to limit issues. Your peeps always give conflicting information? I need someone who knows what they are saying to help

#tiredOfSterling

[Barkeysensei @wizbarkey]

@gtbank_help why is GTB like this, been trying to reach you.

I need an urgent assistance now