caileyy.

Has-been Soccer Player. Current Lawyer, Dog-Mom, and Professional Smart Ass.

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If you don’t follow my insta, you should go do that now! ❤️

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One of these days, ima write a book about all the crazy shit that comes with being a criminal defense attorney. Like social media glorifies our jobs, but bro, most days you just gotta laugh to keep from crying.

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I finally hired a housekeeper. And for the first time in my life, I understand why men want a woman who cooks and cleans. This is sooooo nice.

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@tsavensky @united Lol no I didn’t

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My flight from 6pm yesterday is still delayed. Made it on a standby flight, and it got canceled as I was walking up. #UnitedAirlines wanted to put me in a roach motel. But don’t worry they gave me a toothbrush. Got here this AM and been sitting here ever since. @united

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@tsavensky Lol we are going on 13 now

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Spent my Saturday night steam mopping my floors……. This is almost 30.

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I will never understand people who are excited to pack in a carry on… the moment I got 2 free check bags all the time, ya girl started living her best life.

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@totallytere Congratulations!! Now, the realllll fun starts!

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I was today years old when I realized I’m an imagine dragons fan…

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@allyy_oooop Fake friends

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I asked my therapist if she had any other clients similar to me, and she just laughed, shook her head, and said no…

… I’m going to take that as a compliment on how unique and special I am.

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You know what’s a game changer? Preworkout…

I’ve popped an adderall/vyvanse before every workout since college (10+ years), and now I don’t feel like I’m dying all the time. 🤣

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@allyy_oooop Mans ain’t moved that fast in his life.

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Family: so I have a legal question for y’all…

Dad: gets up faster than I’ve ever seen him move in my life 🏃‍♂️

Me: did your get arrested? No? can’t help. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Pal: not graduated… can’t give legal advice 🙅🏻‍♀️

Mom: *sigh* what’s going on? (Clearly the nicest of us all) 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@TILLHOUSE_ You become everyone’s best friend when they need something from you.

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Officer to man in a Speedo: are you sure you don’t have any weapons anywhere??

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@tsavensky @allyy_oooop

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My sister doesn’t text me back fast enough. @allyy_oooop

I wonder if this is how @tsavensky feels when I ignore him?