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mildly abashed music snob, weaver of words, purveyor of ancient knowledge, champion of the goblins, flinger of dirt

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@_howitstarts_ Uhhh

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@_howitstarts_ It feels remiss when you DONT send me pages of random thoughts

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[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

Oshawott spotted bustin' a move at Times Square

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@_howitstarts_ They're posers anyways

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@mochi_madiii Looks just like my (real) tooth now

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Had a dream Pete Wentz was in debt and insolvent and kept trying to trick people at the bar into buying him sushi by insisting the food he ordered wasn't his, His driver's license said he was an 'evil missing person'

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@_howitstarts_ I like the Costco Caesar chicken salad 😛

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The Costco chicken Caesar salad is back 🥴

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@_howitstarts_ @Louis_Tomlinson

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@_howitstarts_ Harry full of it fr thinks he's too good for a little reunion with the boys

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No matter how many times I Google it I still don't understand who vs whom

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Do y'all remember that movie Idiocracy #TikTok https://t.co/1rzRvl6jOk

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Funny how the B-52s most popular song is their worst and most annoying one

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That Slut Georgio Better Watch His Mf Ass !

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Bitch U May Be Doomed But Not Me !! I Know Wherefrom Ye Untapped Waters Flow And Thy Purity Shall Become Thy Substance , Unloved Is He Whom Taketh Red Over Water

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Woe Betide Ye, Uncircumcised , For Thou Art Unkissed By God , And Thy Foreskin Anchored To Satan's Flaming Maw

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La policía puede chuparme la polla