Brett

Just Brett.

[Brett @wizzcrafte]

Sleeping is the body's way of telling other people to go away. - The Onceler
#Lorax #DrSuess #LifeLessons

[Brett @wizzcrafte]

The next person to wish me a happy Mother’s Day can suck my big toe.

It feels like a jinx at this point.

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Riddle me this:

We are not ‘entitled’ to God because He created us.

Why then is it assumed we feel entitled to the obedience of our own children?

We instead have to raise them through hardships and be with them through trials and earn their respect through love, right?

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Just had a theological discussion with my eight year old about darkness being the absence of light.

Now we both need comfort food…

#momlife #goblinone

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“Wow mom! You finally cleaned! Good job.”

My four year old’s last words.

😤 #excuseme #itwasyourmess #robinrosesays

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The ring bearer at the wedding we just did goes, ‘I can’t read the tag, it’s in Spanish.’

The best man corrected him by saying, ‘That’s not Spanish, that’s cursive little man.’

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One super power in the whole of everything? Teleportation for myself and others.

Gnat bothering you? Boop.
Child bothering you? B—I mean…

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@Ginn_Ayye Cause we live in a fallen world…smh 😔

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I decided to stop correcting my typos at 6:30AM, that’s the kinda day I’m having.

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Today I realized being an adult is sobbing gross happy tears when accepted into health and dental insurances…

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I always thought this was a sleight against ‘curse words.’ But this whole chapter is about unity in Christ.
So then corrupt words, false accusations with no proof? Or is it more, don’t stir up the pot?
I think it’s the latter personally.

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@ashleydease Nights like these confirm God has a twisted sense of humor.

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There is a constant battle between me and my children in reference to coloring.

We have fifteen thousand coloring books and sketch books. Why are we insistent on using random sheets of paper?!

I will end up fighting books over papers for the rest of their lives. Nbd.

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@decypleshark You can. https://t.co/lFCtpzqqNQ

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Wilbur calls me Bellbottom J-Pop? #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions

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Dear #Pokemon/#Nintendo.

Why aren’t our Y-Com icons just smaller versions of our League Cards?

🤔

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Merry Easter to all and to all a good resurrection. 👌🏻🖤

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All that matters is #Jackisback

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WOW. Great job sis what a champ.
#pokemon #swsh #PokemonSwordShield #diggerbros #digbrothers

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@happygobethy ....wow.

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@hanotherday 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Sex is the most intimate thing. It is the most sacred thing. It should not be abused or betrayed. It is not respected enough, instead it has been demoralized and made as common as a text message— for some, not all.

I agree. Sex is a good thing; when respected.