eliza_beth

dad jokes and puns are cool

[eliza_beth @wizzylendt]

my sister: every time I see a snap chat about you, you're eating a personal pizza in bed
my brother: no those are normal sized pizzas

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she ate https://t.co/Iu3gES1k8E

[YT: Kofie @Kofie]

Me and the homies trying to figure out how Pinterest work

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@laert smash

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. @Ticketmaster and @TMFanSupport are public enemy #1 and #2

[eliza_beth @wizzylendt]

you* call me up again** just to break me like a promise

*@Ticketmaster
**sends me an email letting me know i’ve been waitlisted for pre-sale tickets

[eliza_beth @wizzylendt]

inspiration comes from everywhere

[eliza_beth @wizzylendt]

taylor: do you really wanna know where i was april 29th?
me:

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it’s crazy how much of being an adult is just educated guessing

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can i get an adult themed toy instead? like a sponge or stamp pls

[NPR @NPR]

There will soon be a McDonald's Happy Meal for adults — complete with a classic character toy.
https://t.co/oTwIrIHRPn

[eliza_beth @wizzylendt]

the older i get the more “a crippling hangover” is truly my biggest fear

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there’s a 86% my eyes are closed in my daily bereal and increasing by the day

[eliza_beth @wizzylendt]

erin andrews deserves all the good things in the world

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no no guys i’m wearing my cabela’s t-shirt in an ironic way, not in a republican way

[eliza_beth @wizzylendt]

finally that time of year when me requesting monster mash at a social function is considered festive and not annoying

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i use this gif a lot in a work setting for someone whose business it actually is

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in a meeting making everyone do an icebreaker of what’s your least favorite letter

[sydney layne @snapbidsyd]

Keyboard Mashers are the new Paper Pushers

[IMDb @IMDb]

What's the first one-liner from a movie or show that pops into your head when you read this?

[eliza_beth @wizzylendt]

important info

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didn’t realize that when you change the view in a teams meeting it updates the view for all attendees. changed the meeting view to this for a 20+ people meeting