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The best satire is indistinguishable from reality.

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@slbsn Man United?

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@assyr1an @PSG_English @qatarairways Just to check, you know that’s not a real photo right?

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@YankeeGunner @scottjwillis @clivepafc If xG was accurate in any way shape or form, this would be encouraging. But it isn’t, so it isn’t.

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@socactussoowl @SkySportsPL It is though. This is just performative rubbish. Your last interview as a Liverpool player and your bigging up your rivals. “Games gone” as the kids would say.

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@primevideosport COMMON EVERTON, YOU CAN DO IT!!!!

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@clivepafc Never performed consistently for England and been off form all season for City. Why would he get in the squad?

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@tomwebb94 @footballontnt Helps if you’re playing garbage though. Any PL team would have been better opposition.

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@primevideosport If you don’t have Villa in your name, he ain’t gonna win it

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@SkySportsPL Has this man ever seen the 90th minute of a game?

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The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

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CHAMPIONS! North London reacts to the news from the south coast 🏆

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@Zonal_Marking How did he manage it with systemic cheating for 15 years. Remarkable

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@henrywinter In today’s game of outrage at everything it’s a red, but there was very little force and the opponent was never in danger so it shouldn’t be a red card.

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@henrywinter Why do you think escape criticism? Not many fans and a lack of genuine rivals? Some of the media seem to play a big part (Talksport). The UAE finances get everywhere and can’t help but think that’s linked, they’ll leave no stone uncovered in a persuit of victory.