Will Klumpenhower

goofy colorado boy

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

oh lord, it seems Will is awake again, continuing his eternal mission to infest the zeitgeist with his obstreperous Tweets

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

https://t.co/2JlU28func

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wrote about not getting the oscar mayer wienermobile job

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

look at my lawyer dawg

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

went to the summit game

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

i bought a sweater https://t.co/Mms52mgvWT

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

electric scenes at the 2026 tortilla slapping championship

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

this must be how my grandpa felt when jfk got assassinated

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Broncos QB Bo Nix suffered a season-ending broken bone in his ankle during today’s overtime, victory over Buffalo.

[ESPN @espn]

The Chiefs have been eliminated from playoff contention for the first time since 2014.

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

week 14 nfl predictions https://t.co/4sB88cY2nM

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@ZacStevensDNVR many are saying this

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looksmaxxing jack-o-lantern attempt 1

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

trying to read dubliners while my gf is 2 feet away watching this on full volume

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

welcome to october 22nd

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

@ArtButSports got anything?

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

hope she doesn’t get discouraged. the “high schooler trying to write like joni mitchell” phase is a very important one. i knew many fledgling songwriters like that and they all grew up to be very successful hr consultants

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Rockies are now 42-112, which means they will finish better than the 2024 White Sox, who set the record for the most losses in modern MLB history (since 1901) with a 41-121 record

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

@ratlimit don’t be surprised when you get the news out of yellowknife

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

scary things happening in america these days. dre greenlaw hasn’t practiced in over a week

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

@JoefromFG ah the location ain’t bad but football ought to be played in any weather less severe than a category 3 tornado

[Will Klumpenhower @wklumpenhower]

i will be marching in the streets the first time they close that roof to keep out the snow