bill bryan

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[bill bryan @wlbryan]

@laurenbetts12 you are so awesome, says the 73 yr old from NC. My wife is a UCLA grad, and we're watching you continue to blossom in DC. Love that you're a mental health advocate - and a rookie on the Mystics, yay! Full disclosure, I'm a Sparks fan, and a Trojan.

[bill bryan @wlbryan]

@JoeMyGod So now you know it wasn't a massive cyberattack.

[bill bryan @wlbryan]

@ToyotaConnected do you think you could possibly respond to the email I sent you FIVE DAYS AGO regarding the Toyota my wife and I purchased?
Or are you too busy?

[Alex Vindman 🇺🇸 @AVindman]

Senator @TTuberville’s hold on officer promotions is a disaster. It’s a disaster for children of military families whose parents have made enormous sacrifices to serve in our all-volunteer military. 🧵

[bill bryan @wlbryan]

@estiveo ♥️

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

Three recent approaches to a coup plot:
1) Germany -- stop the coup before it starts
2) Brazil -- round up insurrectionists after they attack
3) US -- Seat the seditionists in Congress, pass the buck on investigation, and allow the head insurrectionist to run for president again

[bill bryan @wlbryan]

@Wolfrum @markos Let's be accurate - he TRIED to rape her. Undetermined whether he succeeded, the mushroom was too small.

[bill bryan @wlbryan]

@Berryhillj Awesomeness

[bill bryan @wlbryan]

@scalzi I can do that.

[bill bryan @wlbryan]

A jury has found that our 45th president, Donald Trump, is a liar and a sexual predator. Americans who voted for him should be so ashamed. He put a rapist on the Supreme Court, too. He's a crook in so many ways. He's going to be the Republican nominee for president, isn't he?

[bill bryan @wlbryan]

Good morning, what's left of Twitter. Here's my report: The Earth is spinning faster and faster. I'm off to go battle computers, while us Earthlings still have some chance of prevailing. 😜

[Brandon Unger 🌎🇺🇲 🇺🇦🌊 @ungerbn103]

Trump is responsible for 28% of America's 236-year National Debt.

Crickets from Republicans.

[bill bryan @wlbryan]

Good morning twits, it's a glorious April morn here on Planet Earth.

[bill bryan @wlbryan]

Who gets the J6 video that Kevin McCarthy gave to Tucker? Or did Tucker already give it all to the Russians?

[bill bryan @wlbryan]

@owillis Can you please make this happen today?

[bill bryan @wlbryan]

Oh, dammit. There's no functional replacement yet. I suppose I'm stuck with the remnants of the real Twitter. Tried Mastodon and Post. And honestly, most of the good people are still here. So I reckon I'm back. 🙄

[bill bryan @wlbryan]

@TerryMaggert I just wanted to thank you for Backyard Starship. Wonderful writing, you create truly likeable, funny characters and tell interesting stories.

[Merissa Hansen @merissahansen17]

@marceelias @thevivafrei

[bill bryan @wlbryan]

@OhNoSheTwitnt @Redpainter1 Oh man, don't ask, some idiot will mansplain it! 😁