Anita Leads

Cracker jack news reporter always after the SCOOP.

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[cut to track of Simon and Goosefunkel's Sound of Sirens] Aaand we're out. Thanks guys. That's a wrap.

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Tonight, all that remains of the terror that was #Goosepocalypse, this note scrawled on a charred wall @h2olo2: HONK if you love #ENGL295

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Inferno @h2olo2 blazes on as @ava_proudmoore continues to ruffle feathers with equally hot claims. #Goosepocalypse https://t.co/3RY65MxtD5

[Ava Branta @ava_proudmoore]

i never knew how powerful the lab's automated defense system was until now!! it can take a beating 0_0 #goosepocalypse

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@blossomsweetw I agree with you! This station has NEVER seen anything like this. How will it end???

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REPORTING LIVE: All the king's horses and all the king's men. Warning: Images may be disturbing. #Goosepocalypse

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@OldChap8 Be sure to tune into @WlooNews for live reports of drama @h2olo2

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REPORTING LIVE: @h2olo2 is going down harder than Humpty Dumpty. Warning: Scenes of violence. #Goosepocalypse

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REPORTING LIVE: Violence escalates at hostile takeover @h2olo2. Warning: graphic images. #Goosepocalypse

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BREAKING: Battle of the century erupts @h2olo2 as mutant creatures seek revenge to end #Goosepocalypse. Will b reporting live from location.

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Angry students/geese flock to @h2olo2 as lab refuses to answer and invisible @ava_proudmoore taunts. #Goosepocalypse https://t.co/6hQ26BULe6

[Ava Branta @ava_proudmoore]

who wants to play superpower roulette with me?? click this twice for your two powers: https://t.co/KhR8KlnEnm

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Police stake out @h2olo2 after threats & calls of bizarre behaviour. Unclear if lab is occupied. #Goosepocalypse

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@Dr_Jamie_Moreau FROM THE ARTICLE YOU JUST TWEETED. Contact the Geese Police and lock down @h2olo2. #Goosepocalypse

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@Dr_Jamie_Moreau @h2olo2 Can you report on the status of the LAB? Is it still CONFIRMED locked? #Goosepocalypse

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@ava_proudmoore You must turn yourself in! Tensions are high. You may be in grave danger.

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Alarming side-effects reported. Library possibly under siege & @ava_proudmoore suspected ON CAMPUS. #Goosepocalypse https://t.co/vPIwxYinHY

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Police scour campus for ESCAPED & INCOGNITO @ava_proudmoore. Students urged to BE ON ALERT. #Goosepocalypse https://t.co/X5wTzgliVl

[Ava Branta @ava_proudmoore]

blending in has gone easier than i expected tbh. it's like nobody can see me at all!! #goosepocalypse

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Alert: Campus police confirm @ava_proudmoore has escaped custody. Possibly unstable & may "blend in". Exercise caution. #Goosepocalypse

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Students & geese flock to SLC for hasty release of "anti-repellant". Lab closure fuels skeptics. #Goosepocalypse https://t.co/Ifg8b9c1YF

[h2olo2 @h2olo2]

We would also like to announce that, for the safety of our researchers, H2olo2 is now closed to visitors at this time. #goosepocalypse

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@blossomsweetw A well-deserved honour, Ms. Sweetwater. The community needs leaders like you. Especially in times of crisis!

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Finally a good news story! Congrats to @blossomsweetw this week's WN Good Citizen. #Goosepocalypse #kwawesome