Bill Lorntson

Baby boomer generation sports rube with a chronic case of Minnesota sports: Twins (season ticket holder), Vikings, Golden Goofs (no WONDER my head hurts...).

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@johnkriesel Pictured Rocks!! Very scenic area, have a great time.

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@AaronGleeman How can we help?

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OMFG, bullpen!!!

Make it STOP!

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@AaronGleeman Oddly enough, I just jumped on here to ask you about the bullpen. My question was going to be "about what percent of the 18 L's so far would you hang on the bullpen?"

(Gut feel, no need to "show your work"!)

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@DanaWessel Reminds me of my last trip to Vegas - wasn't until the last night I got propositioned by a pro!

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@AaronGleeman Indeed - those of you who saw that coming, please stand up!

(Liars!!)

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@KirkHerbstreit Zager & Evans had it wrong; they should have been singing about "in the year 2030, IF man is still alive...."

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@Matt_Pinner Des Moines

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@DanaWessel I say Costanza is team captain and Kramer is the muscle!

#Frogger

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@DanaWessel Like "dollar beer night" over at CHS. Technically speaking, one probably COULD stand in that line for 4-5 innings and score. But I haven't been that desperate for a bad beer since age 16 or so...

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@vxylily Technically speaking, I never owned an encyclopedia, so 19.

I guess I could have kept 1 volume when we did the final clear-out from assisted living, then I could have made the cut!

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@DanBarreiroKFAN I haven't watched a ton of Hoosier football this year, but wow! I'm wondering if you still have connections: maybe we can have them stand in as the NFC South representative?

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@Gaardsy @athielen19 WILD game to watch!!

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@johnkriesel There have definitely been some great games to watch this week and last!

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@DeanBlandino Help a rube out (watching with no sound):

How is that NOT a safety?!

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@lady_valor_07 17

(Yes, admittedly a dinosaur)

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Happy Alive Day, for those who celebrate!

(Like @johnkriesel for one)

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@athielen19 Fingers crossed that there's a team out there that needs a WR with great hands for the stretch run.

Good luck, SKOL!!!

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Hey, @DanBarreiroKFAN - I just thumbed through a Zillow post for your sweet Mtka estate, and I must say I had no idea Ink-stained Wretch paid so well! I hope this doesn't mean you're leaving the airwaves or (gasp!) retiring.

(Seriously, though, you did an AMAZING job on it!)

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@Patrick_Reusse Your concern is noted, and somewhat frightening, but I need to know: how many such pails would you normally buy in, say, a year?