mads

Doug Benson and Nick Swardson

[TheKosmic8 @TheKosmic8]

Yaaas batch it's Britney!

[mads @wmec17]

Yes Trump, let's piss off Germany since that's gone over so well in the past 🙄

[mads @wmec17]

As much as people seem to hate white people anymore, I see a lot of y'all getting waisted on the whitest day of the year 😂

[Unknown Facts @InterestingAhaa]

Paris Hilton and Lady Gaga went to the same high school, however, they never talked because Gaga says she wasn't a part of her popular gang

[Unknown Facts @InterestingAhaa]

If you're ever in the situation where CPR is required, compress to the beat of "Stayin' Alive". It's the correct timing of compressions.

[mads @wmec17]

I need to stop tell the bar tender to keep em coming 💀 idk how much more my liver or wallet can take 😂😂

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(404): I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(417): You went to a drug deal in a onesie.

[mads @wmec17]

@PhillyD we'll be waiting for you!!!! all the love and positive vibes being sent to you and yours 💞💞💞 https://t.co/auiXnagFPk

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

I spy some 🔥 @Roberto_Cavalli

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

how did i get lucky enough to have the most beautiful date 😩❤️ #TheBakers #EST4life #KidsChoiceAwards