William Parker

[William Parker @wmprkr]

Reasons why I will never be able to leave @todoist. This is best-in-class natural language detection and part of the reason I have been loyal for over ten years.

[RamLover69 🇺🇸 @GetRammed_69]

@DallasTexasTV Mexican cartels seeing they can profit off of weed again

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@renrenrenzo Burn her at the stake

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@TaraBull Making this video in front of your children is the real tragedy.

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@_0Nestor

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@ESPNMilwaukee Trade Frelick We Riot

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@0xpwnie @tkisrage and also

https://t.co/7FFGnFXw1G

[William Parker @wmprkr]

@0xpwnie @tkisrage While I can't take you there, The Midnight trys really hard to invoke those feelings on these two albums

https://t.co/zuDvRI8bM4

[William Parker @wmprkr]

@0xpwnie

[William Parker @wmprkr]

@0xpwnie Also one of the best soundtracks of all time. This soundtrack defined electronic music from the 90s, especially if you add in Massive Attack's Protection. Stereo MC's Connected is such a fucking jam.

https://t.co/HnU9VEJXRn

[William Parker @wmprkr]

I think I was in 5th grade. Having internet in your house was still a rare thing and it was dial-up if it was. America Online. Everyone I knew used AOL discs as coasters for their Coca-Cola or whatever they drank. First computer was a Macintosh Performa 475.

The webs speed was garbage back then, but we didn't have anything to compare it to. Social media wasn't a thing, it was forums and IRC. But man every single website was an amazing journey into a different realm.

They called it the Summer that never ended, and boy lemme tell ya if you were there at that time, you'd give up all this fast web shit for a stroll down memory lane in a heartbeat.

[William Parker @wmprkr]

Is this a real photograph?

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@KirkGraystone @RealCandaceO We are living in some wild times. 🙈 🙉 🙊

[William Parker @wmprkr]

WHOMP WHOMP

[𝓡.𝓷𝓸 🐾 @RnoHach]

@RealCandaceO

[William Parker @wmprkr]

All this listening to local music again with kew has my head all kinds of fucked up. At some point a long time ago my mind mentally switched to Shuffle mode and I'm starting to wonder if that was the iPod's fault. 🤔

But fucking-aye have I forgotten how much I love Coldplay.

[Tanausu Acero @guanchewarrior]

@CarriePrejean1 US President Netanyahu with two frightened boys.

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@NathanJ04060931

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This goes hard.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Where is the lie?
Trump really betrayed us for Israel’s Epstein Network.

[William Parker @wmprkr]

@Palak3312 The penguins are calling 🐧