mike

I’m into building things. Currently an engineering student. Veteran, former Navy Seabee. Handyman in the Ventura, CA area.

[mike @wndringwndrr]

@MonicaLewinsky Bill “The Reply” Clinton

[mike @wndringwndrr]

@rxchoi Do you take niacin as well? I believe I heard Paul Stamets suggest stacking it for some reason that I don’t remember

[Chris Lipenta @clip51]

@Starting9 Don’t worry, he will get tattooed for free alllll year long

[Josh Constine 📶🔥 @JoshConstine]

HQ Trivia peaked in Feb 2018 with 2M downloads. Last month? Just 68K. The startup never recovered from this botched coup https://t.co/yzJRRCwk0M

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

THAT’S how you punish a team that cheats.

[mike @wndringwndrr]

Hey @PeterAttiaMD, SPOONS for the win!
Having the flu turned out to be not so bad after all.

[mike @wndringwndrr]

@sammorril It’s a great set, Sam. Funnier than 90% of the comics I see getting featured on those other platforms.

[The Week @TheWeek]

Andrew Yang was too good for the presidential race, says @matthewwalther. His failure is America's loss. https://t.co/7bXpnFFspr

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Americans voting for Trump will eventually lose their healthcare, social security, welfare assistance, quality public education, environmental protections and democratic freedoms. But hey, it’s a small price to pay to own the libs. @realDonaldTrump

[Nancy Pelosi @TeamPelosi]

Two days ago: "We will not be touching your Social Security or Medicare in Fiscal Year 2021 Budget.” -Trump

Today: #TrumpBudget proposes $800 billion in cuts to Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.

Pass it on.

[Jose Rosado @ WebScale @joserosado]

Schools teach you stuff to get accepted at college.

College teach you stuff that gets you accepted at companies.

Companies (try to) teach you how to become a better a employee to maximize their profits.

None of them teach you how to build, scale and handle your own business.

[mike @wndringwndrr]

@maryannbaldwin @YIMBYRaleigh @MLS How about the XFL?

[DJ RMJ @officialdjrmj]

The 3 judges of Jones vs Reyes #UFC247

[mike @wndringwndrr]

@devan_tierney @briandonohue I took this picture.

[Nick Francona @NickFrancona]

The note, dated 6/21/11, read:

Nick,
I admire your dad for all he’s done to bring baseball championships to Boston, but your service in Afghanistan as a Marine makes you the hero in the Francona family. Thank you for your service.
Best wishes,
Mitt Romney

[nunya business @arcbody8008]

How many people live within 100 miles of Bayonne, New Jersey?
Ummm...how about over 20 MILLION. Prepare thyself.

Royal Caribbean Ship With 12 Quarantined Passengers Docks In NJ; Ambulances, CDC On Scene | Zero Hedge https://t.co/0LJpzneVpC

[mike @wndringwndrr]

Self-Forgiveness Meditation, by Jack Kornfield https://t.co/QEx5pEwsln via @YouTube

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Trump used the ‘n-word’ to describe contestants on the ‘Apprentice’ not once or twice, it’s literally how he refers to black people all the time. He especially liked to do it in front of minority crew members. @realDonaldTrump

[Marian Salzman @mariansalzman]

It's time to follow @andrewyang more closely. He stands for three things we're all missing: humanity, humility, and brain power.