watching someone who won the lottery of life gleefully pretend to do a minimum wage job that crushes people’s hopes and dreams has me fantasizing about rebooting the French Revolution franchise for modern audiences
if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours
When people say that sex ed should start as early as four, this👇🏾 is what they mean, not that you should teach children about sex.
Teach your children about body basics, personal boundaries + consent, how to identify inappropriate behaviour, and most importantly, listen to them.
I THINK I FOUND OUT WHAT THEY ARE.
They are not gnats (which are usually dark). They’re called “ash aphids” and result from smoke filled air.
And if you’re in central Brooklyn, you might see literally thousands of them in one spot. I’m not a fan!
Absolutely packed on the @PATHTrain WTC->Newark line right now, and it doesn’t even leave for another 5 minutes.
Weekend ridership has bounced back post pandemic, despite service cuts. It’s time we leave the 20 minute headways in the past. @PANYNJ@GovKathyHochul@GovMurphy
am absolutely losing my mind at Bill de Blasio FINALLY speaking out about dropping that groundhog (which died several days later) in 2014.
"I put on these gloves, and they’re like, 'Here’s a groundhog,' I’m like, 'What the fuck?'"
this is maybe a hot take but this is really cool and if ice spice is happy with this collab I really fail to see the point of taking this moment away from her by centering Matty Healy
Receiving sex ed at the age of 10 was traumatising but not because it was horrifying to learn that my vagina is called a vagina, what its function is, and that no-one should be touching it without my consent. It was horrifying because I saw two classmates realise that they were
When you close the Holland Tunnel but don’t increase @PATHTrain frequency, you create a windfall for @Uber
Good job, @PANYNJ, you got me to wait forever for a short train ride across the river bc $63 and a drive through midtown as the alternative is clearly insane.