Will McCarthy

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

Nimrod Workman

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

I’m looking for a ridiculously old name for a boy. Think grandfather type of name. Very old and rare.

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

@annakhachiyan @FistedFoucault Ok I listened to your ep about Austin and gathered that you stayed somewhere in or around The Domain? If that is correct, then I don’t blame you for saying it’s horrible.

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

Read this article about how I put our entire data pipeline on Render Workflows! #data #workflows #pipeline #noairflow

[Render @render]

Our founder @anuraggoel checks data dashboards first. When he asked why dbt hadn't run yet, we knew the pipeline had to change.

So we rebuilt our pipeline on Render Workflows with smarter branching, free "poll until ready" retries, full observability.

See how we saved $100K → https://t.co/w30pLw286j

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

Giles Corey fetish

[Ananya🤍 @ananya_pvtpf]

(flirting) can you lay on top of me and crush me with your entire body weight

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

There was some king, maybe Frederick II of the HRE, who thought the language would be Greek and so tried this. The babies died.

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

If we lock 5 babies in a room for life without talking to them, which language are they going to choose to communicate with each other?

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

Nice. But the lights and the drones are giving Prot

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

Barcelona, you win. Sagrada Família. Just incredible.

Watch the whole thing with the sound on

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

The modern version of A&P by John Updike, reversed. Transcendental

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

Trader Joe’s cashier (confirmed 19 years old) gave me the eyes today as I purchased my third dozen of eggs this week. Some sick longhouse humiliation ritual after my multiple failed attempts at getting her attention. She makes small talk “You sure love your eggs don’t you anon” no these are purely an energy source dumb bitch but I appreciate the attempt at conversation. Nightmare. Every day I am tortured. “Would you like to round up to donate to charity?” she whispers to me while sucking her two fingers. I stare directly at her breasts as she speaks to me and give her a thumbs up when she’s done. So supple. So young. Thank you for knowing me. The real me. We don’t have much time. World War Three is imminent. “We have to get out of here” I tell her. She moans my name and hands me my receipt. “Here, come with me” I say as I reach out for her. She shrinks to the size of a pencil and I put her in my front pocket. “Wow, you’re really strong” she tells me. “That’s none of your business” I reply through tears. Our love knows no boundaries; neither size nor age can hold us back. My thiamine kicks in. Clarity. What are these thoughts? What are these feelings? I came here for my eggs and now I’m rounding up for the liberals? She has completely manipulated me. I remove her from my pocket and restore her to size. I take my own liberties with the breasts. We make love and I leave without taking my bag. I cannot believe how much suffering I must endure day in and day out and there is nobody there for me to lean on

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

Long Covid

[haley??? @midwest_it_girl]

already have a masters degree, already ran a marathon, have gotten and grown out bangs multiple times, almost moved to a foreign country and then dramatically decided to stay at the last minute…. literally what is left for me to do for attention

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

@shagbark_hick Holy sheeeeee

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

@LoganDalgleish I don’t! Sorry ♥️

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

But why? Like do they taste better? Like why were these made someone explain

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The Valais Blacknose, sheep from the Valais region of Switzerland.

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

@Babygravy9 I love KG! Definitely one of the most innovative.

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

@mtaibbi In the center of Moscow in 2017 I was wearing an adidas track suit jacket at a bar and the bartender called me a gopnik and wouldn’t serve me 💀💀💀

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

@shagbark_hick Happy for you man. You’re living the dream!

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

@BreannaMorello I’ve been eating more beef lately but I’ve tested twice for cholesterol in the last 5 months and it’s been high both times. First time in my life. Trying to fix that without stopping eating meat!

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

@IAmCaseStephens A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara. Took me an hour to read the last 10 pages because I couldn’t see through my tears

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

@Delicious_Tacos On it

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

@PaulSkallas LindyMan do you switch the burger and the toppings to sandwich the loose bits?

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

@Delicious_Tacos Tacos I try to find your books at bookstores and I can’t. Only Amazon. How can we fix this for me (gay) who wants to support cute local shops

[Will McCarthy @wnm410]

@shagbark_hick Travels in Siberia by Ian Frazier. The author is kinda lame but the book is interesting nonetheless.