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[Sourdeath Sam @SourdeathSam]

Holy shit this goes all the way to the top

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Did Joe Biden Die Today? @DidJoeBidenDie]

꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ no 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

I have a hard time respecting people with Deep State ties

If you were serious, you would have gone to the University of Deep. Much more prestigious, and a much stronger alumni network.

[⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ @sumitomedia]

"you're scaring the hoes"

well maybe the hoes need to toughen the fuck up have you considered that

[WizardsMuse @WizardsMuse1]

the wizards franchise point guard

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

white guys going into the booth to vote for Mamdani

[Paul Cubbage @PaulCubbage23]

CJ ABRAMS LAUGHS AT YOUR FIRST PITCHES OF THE BALLGAME

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of outfield walls

[Paul Cubbage @PaulCubbage23]

My glorious king is so clutch

[Mike @eyelikehoop]

How MAGA do you have to be for politics in sports to break you before years of watching Wizards basketball did

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>1 1/2 years
>for treason

?????

[Washington Wizards @WashWizards]

SHEESH BUB 😮‍💨

[Dumbs 🇫🇮 @DumbsYT]

I SHIT YOU NOT this was my Minecraft movie experience

-Jack Black said ”I… am Steve”

The whole theather starts clapping

-A kid in the back is explaining VERY LOUDLY to their parents how unrealistically fast they knew how to build things

-Villager gets hit by a car

Everybody claps again

-Jack Black said ”Minecraft”

Thunderous applause and screaming

-A kid explaining VERY LOUDLY AGAIN mobs to their parents

-Movie ends, standing ovation, cheering and a kid in the back yelling ”BOMBOCLAT”

2/10 movie

10/10 movie experience

Pure cinema

[iso @isowiz]

KYLE KUZMA IS NOT A WASHINGTON WIZARD ANYMORE

[Danny Hager @DannyHager31]

@JoestarJokic I'm a Bilalcoholic

[ConnorEatsPants Updates @connor6Updates]

Elon Musk? The Fortnite Friday Guest???

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

wait i am kinda the new bob dylan