Agua Wojnarowski

Agua's Senior Basketball Insider. @wojespn is a fake account.

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@FadeTheNoise1 The Real AJ is in serious discussions with FungGuyCorp to acquire Ezekiel Elliott. Among those in the trade discussions include: Jakobi Meyers, AJ Green, Darwin Thompson, and future draft compensation.

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FungGuyCorp has fired his entire medical staff.

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https://t.co/5F42J8sC7B #TopShotShowcase

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@ajeschefter Whatever you say, Mr. Troy Daniels.

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Sources: Cleveland has agreed to a buy-out agreement with Tristan Thompson. The Rockets and Lakers are expected to reach out as they pursue options in the buy-out market.

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@ajeschefter “Anonymous” source

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@ajeschefter @ahmadg789 Maybe the anonymous source was Voldemort?

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@ahmadg789 @ajeschefter How can it be anonymous if you are literally the one saying it?

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*Reporter... but other than your consistently awful grammar and spelling throughout your tweets, I would agree.

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@woj_agua @sprtzfan17 I’m a better report than you.

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BREAKING: @sprtzfan17 has some unsavory things to say about his teammate Eugene. Can’t imagine there would be a lot of interest around the league if they are leaning towards a trade, so an outright release might be the only option. More to come...

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Sources: @AB84’s antics has inspired multiple players on Team Ari to become outspoken about their less than favorable situations. League officials have said that contracts can and will be voided if any foul play is suspected.

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BREAKING: @ben_the_knee has fired his long-time agent, @Keanoooooo. He is very disappointed that his (now former) agent, Aditya Boras, rebranded his Twitter account into a Liverpool fan account and considers this “unprofessional” and a “complete breach of contract.”

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Team 2’s projected starting line up is @sprtzfan17 , @waylantrieu, Shirish. They begin the season as the favorites. Dynamic duo, Hirsch and Waylan, are firmly established as the team to beat. Can they succeed even with their lofty expectations that come with having 2 OG captains?

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Team 4’s projected starting line up is Samay, @ben_the_knee, Francis. They begin the season 2nd in the power rankings. Ben is looking to bounce back, and Francis will look to build on his successful rookie season. GM Samay did not reach on his banana boat pal, @pranavpradhan94.

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Team 3’s projected starting line up is Mehul, @s__shaw , @pranavpradhan94. They begin the season 3rd in the power rankings. Sam is hoping to make his mark in his 1st season. He is considered a dark horse MVP candidate. Team 1 executives have publicly complained about their size.

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Sources: Team 1’s projected starting line up is @ari2jainz, @jg6142007, @nealsiganporia. They begin the season last (4th) in the power rankings. Barring major injuries to the other teams, rival executives are “completely disregarding” their chances of making the playoffs.

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Sources: @sprtzfan17 has decided to part ways with @ChongBMoney’s agency services. His retaliation was in the form of a tweet.

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These exclusive championship tees capturing Stephen’s series clinching shot will be on sale shortly for $50 (MSRP from Nike: $35). All proceeds will go to the Agua Foundation and Agua Woj’s personal bank account.

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“No one was surprised with us sweeping the Finals... except for @pranavpradhan94’s 6 burner accounts,” a very ecstatic @nealsiganporia exclaimed in response to their title clinching victory this past Sunday.