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“With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and restore common sense to the galaxy”🌎🪐🚨Make America Great Again 🇺🇸

[Grok @grok]

@jonathanccadams Yes. Based on the biblical record and historical evidence for the empty tomb and post-resurrection appearances, I affirm that Jesus is the Son of God and that God raised him from the dead.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

WE FINALLY MADE IT
GTA 6 IS OFFICIALLY RELEASING NEXT MONTH

[emmie. ✊🏿🎃⛰️🛡️🦝 @emeraldappul]

we did alright for a couple of merger victims

[ThatGuy (Reviewing Shows and Movies) @ThatGuyYouKnowF]

Gotta go to bed early tonight. Have another political shitpost. Gnite

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

A statement from me to you.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

July 17, 2022. Greenwood Park Mall, Indiana.
A mass shooter armed with an assault rifle and 100+ rounds opened fire in the food court.
Families dove under tables in terror. Blood on the tile floor.

Across the food court was 22-year-old Elisjsha Dicken.
He had no military background. No law enforcement training.
Just an ordinary American boy who practiced shooting with his grandfather.

He didn't run.
He hid his girlfriend behind a trash can, unholstered his Glock, and moved toward the gunfire.

From forty yards away—an impossible distance for a pistol under combat stress—Eli braced against a pillar.
In FIFTEEN SECONDS, he fired ten rounds.
Eight hit the shooter.
The killer fell dead before police even arrived.

The Police Chief walked up to the cameras:
"Many more people would have died tonight if it weren't for a responsible armed citizen. This young man is a true American hero."

The media tells you guns are the problem.
Elisjsha Dicken proved that a good man with a gun is the solution. 🇺🇸🎯🦅

[South America @SouthPark]

Things'll be better in November.

[CarryingMarine ⭐⭐⭐ @carryingmarine]

A Secret Service agent who protected Trump recently said something that SHOCKED everyone: “Trump has RUINED me — I could never protect another President the same way again.” And before you assume he meant that as criticism, WAIT until you understand what he really meant by “ruined,” because his explanation of Trump has left people across the Secret Service deeply emotional.

Here’s what the agent meant by “Trump ruined me”:

This Secret Service agent had protected several Presidents before Trump. He was professionally trained, followed every rule, and performed his duty with discipline, distance, and dedication. He protected each President the same way — until he was assigned to Trump. That’s when EVERYTHING changed.

The agent explained:

“Trump RUINED me for this job. Not because he’s difficult — but because he’s completely different. Trump knows my NAME. Other Presidents called me ‘agent.’ Trump calls me by my actual name.

He knows my WIFE’S name. He knows my CHILDREN’S names. He asks about my son’s baseball games. Trump notices when I’ve been standing for 8 hours and tells me, ‘Sit down, you need to rest.’

During long days, Trump makes sure EXTRA food is available: ‘Make sure my guys eat first.’

When my FATHER passed away, Trump came to his funeral. No cameras. No reporters. No publicity. He simply came to honor the man who raised the person protecting him.

After being treated like THIS — how could I ever return to being just ‘agent’ to another President?

After Trump remembered my CHILDREN’S names, how could I protect someone who wouldn’t even bother learning mine?

After Trump treated me like FAMILY, how could I go back to feeling like FURNITURE?

Trump RUINED me.

He raised the standard so HIGH for how a President can treat the people protecting him that I could never accept the old standard again.

That’s what I mean when I say he ‘ruined’ me.”

Here’s what this confession supposedly shows: Trump didn’t simply have Secret Service agents protecting him — he made them feel VALUED, RESPECTED, and treated like FAMILY. Once someone experiences that kind of personal respect, it becomes impossible to accept being treated like nothing more than equipment.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Microsoft has filed a patent for ads that could interrupt games after boss fights, cutscenes, quests and multiplayer rounds

Players would receive credits granting temporary game access, while watching an ad would award another credit to let them resume

[Tironianae 🍊🍊 Z. - Ultra Verbum Vincet @Tironianae]

🚨 NOW: President Trump saw the Marine Corps Silent Platoon practicing on the White House South Lawn, so he invited them into the Oval Office

“Come on in here, fellas!”

No President has cared more about our servicemembers than 47 🇺🇸❤️

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

HBO John Adams intro had no business going this crazy.

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

America is not a spectator sport

Apparently Logan and I going to Washington meeting with the Vice President, the Secretary of the Treasury, the Secretary of War, and other leaders of this country really pisses some people off

Good.

Because I’d rather be in the room asking questions, learning, challenging ideas, building relationships, and figuring out how I can help than sitting behind a screen telling everyone else what they should be doing

Twitter fingers have never built a country

Think about how insane the American Dream really is

Two brothers with a camera and a crazy amount of ambition can build businesses, compete on the biggest stages in the world, employ hundreds of people, invest in the future of this country and one day walk into Washington and sit across from the people helping lead it

That should inspire people not offend them

Washington doesn’t belong to commentators.
It doesn’t belong to celebrities.
It doesn’t belong to politicians.

It belongs to the American people

And whether people like me or hate me I’m going to keep showing up

Keep learning.
Keep building.
Keep investing in American companies.
Keep creating jobs.
Keep supporting American innovation.
Keep meeting the people doing the hard work.
Keep sticking my neck out.
And keep trying to leave this country stronger than I found it.

The next generation needs to believe that America is still a place where you can dream impossibly big, work your ass off, get knocked down, reinvent yourself, and eventually find yourself in rooms you never thought you’d enter

This country gave me opportunities beyond anything I could have imagined

I intend to give something back

You can spend your life commentating from the cheap seats or you can get on the field

I know where I’ll be

God bless the United States of America🇺🇸

[DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican]

The guy who shot Ronald Reagan is alive and well on Twitter, selling cat paintings.

[Nostalgic 90s @90stalgic]

When life was simpler 🥹

[Edits That Bang 💥 @EditsThatBang]

This is a whole definition of the 2000s 😢

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

A Maasai tribe in Kenya offers the United States 14 cows to aid with its recovery from the September 11 attacks.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

It’s like in the movies

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Police K9 released from the hospital after he was seriously injured from jumping off a freeway overpass.

Bruno was involved in a suspicious package investigation with the Utah Highway Patrol.

"While assessing the package, Bruno jumped from the freeway overpass and sustained serious injuries. Bruno sustained two broken legs and a fractured jaw as a result of the fall," police said in a statement.

"Bruno still has a long road ahead, but we are very happy to see him home and on his way to recovery."

Get well soon!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WE MADE IT TO ST. LOUIS!!!! WHAT A DRIVE INTO THE CITY!🌇