Jameson Montgomery Wolff II

I don’t take this app seriously anymore because this is where humanity dies. Now I’m here for the drama 🍿

[Jameson Montgomery Wolff II @wolffout]

Bad Bunny turned me gay and Puerto Rican.

[Jameson Montgomery Wolff II @wolffout]

Jessica Alba is me when I’m trying to do dry January.

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@JeanGreige She better not run! We actually have a chance to get a real progressive in office when everything swings back left.

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@USAttyPirro @JudgeJeanine You’re the US attorney and you’re focusing on this?! Bitch, what the fuck?

[Jameson Montgomery Wolff II @wolffout]

@its_davidcastro @JakeLang Alex Pretti kicked that car way more manlier

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@JakeLang They should’ve shot you in the face for property damage. Oh wait, that’s your line.

[Jameson Montgomery Wolff II @wolffout]

@elonmusk But it does buy you an invite to a certain island.

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@elonmusk If you didn’t have your army of bots, you’d be ratioed out of existence.

[Jameson Montgomery Wolff II @wolffout]

@elonmusk The algorithm is manipulated as well as Grok. You weren’t even the least bit subtle about it either.

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@nypost Holy fuck! Put a warning or something first. Jesus Christ!

[Jameson Montgomery Wolff II @wolffout]

@TomiLahren Noem probably shot it

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How am I still getting so much right wing propaganda when I’m following like 90% progressives. The other 10% is news.

[Jameson Montgomery Wolff II @wolffout]

@Riley_Gaines_ I know. That was the day of my botched colonoscopy. I saw two assholes bleed out that day.

[Jameson Montgomery Wolff II @wolffout]

For some reason I find it hard to believe them. Like, I don’t think gangs tend to use cars as weapons when they’re usually carrying actual weapons.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

At 2:19 PST, US Border Patrol agents were conducting a targeted vehicle stop in Portland, Oregon. The passenger of the vehicle and target is a Venezuelan illegal alien affiliated with the transnational Tren de Aragua prostitution ring and involved in a recent shooting in Portland. The vehicle driver is believed to be a member of the vicious Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua. When agents identified themselves to the vehicle occupants, the driver weaponized his vehicle and attempted to run over the law enforcement agents.

Fearing for his life and safety, an agent fired a defensive shot. The driver drove off with the passenger, fleeing the scene.

This situation is evolving and more information is forthcoming.

[Jameson Montgomery Wolff II @wolffout]

These guys can’t go a day without shooting someone.

[Jameson Montgomery Wolff II @wolffout]

@bennyjohnson @McDonalds It’s okay, Benny. They still serve gays. ���

[Jameson Montgomery Wolff II @wolffout]

@RapidResponse47 It’s inspired by years of MAGA abusing us and taking everything we have. You can only push people so far before they fight back.

[Jameson Montgomery Wolff II @wolffout]

@RepNancyMace Maybe it’s because your pedo leader only sends his gestapo to blue cities and pushing people into fighting back.

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@Sec_Noem Start with Elon!

[Jameson Montgomery Wolff II @wolffout]

@SenMullin It was in Utah, dude. Those uncaffeinated kids were in bed by 8.