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trolling every family group chat I am a part of

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I’ve now realized you can’t tie a vest around your waist.

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@jake_bennett19 Thank you for sharing. What an emotional bachelor party. Always open to talk. @jake_bennett19 @yaboiTCfresh

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Had my first ever Beef Wellington last night. Now I am prepared to rewatch all of Hells Kitchen. #fookoff

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20yrs later and Flat Stanley has finally returned home

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@DanPelon22 @BillGates Just reads “ERROR” in most

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I just had a come to Jesus moment where I realized my entire brain is organized like an excel doc.

Damn you @BillGates!!!

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What does risking it all mean to you?

For me it’s trying to sneak in a fart mid party not knowing if it’s going to smell.

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@rachel_brown7 I may have gotten ahead of myself

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One positive of having covid is that I can blame my mediocre peloton outputs on something now.

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@DanPelon22 I’ve been caught snooping multiple times today. I am the nights watch.

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We got LUMBER FOLKS

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@barber_max @JetBlue @BarstoolBigCat help this AWL out please

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@DanPelon22 Was already thinking breakfast for dinner tonight. Thanking you for solidifying that decision.

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You know it’s a good night when the mixtape comes out.

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For all those wondering how to get a deck renovated please take notes…

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Just got the booster in my right arm and the flu shot in my left.

Expecting to be able to hammer curl 50lb dumbbells. If not I want a refund.

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Well I drunkenly ate an entire bag of croutons last night

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I’ve now realized you can’t tie a vest around your waist.

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TT: 8

Per Day Avg: 2.67

(can always get better)

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Beginning my road trip with my cousin from Dallas to LA.

There will be a Taco Tracker starting.

TT: 3

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2 more breakfast tacos deleted

TT: 5

*I tried to do Taco Bell for lunch but got vetoed