Eh El

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

One cool thing about waking up really early is then you can get a nap in before 10am.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

im always curious where KD unleashes these tweet storms from. is he bored in traffic? flying? pooping? on the beach? in a club? that context would make all of these even funnier. one caption-less picture post of his setting before he begins replying.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Chicago Bulls will retire Derrick Rose’s No. 1 jersey in the rafters next season, ESPN has learned. Rose, a Chicago native, played eight seasons with the Bulls, becoming the youngest MVP in NBA history, and is now being honored as a fabric of the organization.

[Zach Harper @talkhoops]

I’d still like to make my dumb joke. Please don’t call the cops

[Eh El @wolfmanjunior]

@JStarky

[Eh El @wolfmanjunior]

@luckeystars Don’t be in a building that has a literal target on it

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Once again, I am spending the day with a solitary thought in my head: B-B-B-B-B-BASKETBALLLL!!!!

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

tfw you’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

My son got me pretty good with an April Fools Day prank. He told me there was something on my shirt and then kicked me directly in the balls.

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

If you know me, you know that Bigfoot hunting is both my passion and my greatest gift. I never expected it to lead me directly to my favorite basketball team... but the @trailblazers are about to find out, there are no friends in the cryptozoology game.

[Eh El @wolfmanjunior]

@talkhoops I can’t wait for Kenneth Lofton III

[Sean Jordan @SeanSJordan]

Big missed opportunity not calling this Peepsi

[Eh El @wolfmanjunior]

@beckert_rudy @Rasmussen_Poll Why would you want them to do that?

[Pyrex Chapman @Mariannoo]

good morning. ☀️

when you know better, you have a responsibility to do better. that version of yourself you see in your head is achievable, let’s do it.

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

The Clippers signed Russell Westbrook.

[Eh El @wolfmanjunior]

@talkhoops

[Eh El @wolfmanjunior]

@jacobinfante24 But then I get told it was Poles’ choice to suck and create the worst roster in the league🤦‍♂️

[Eh El @wolfmanjunior]

@luckeystars Hence, it not being right 🤦‍♂️

[Eh El @wolfmanjunior]

@luckeystars omg that foot of yours

[Eh El @wolfmanjunior]

I know it’s not right