i need people saying “body goals” to know that this isn’t just dancing. baby those are weight training legs. she’s hitting bulgarians and abductors and deadlifts and she’s EATING. this isn’t the body of a starving cardio bunny. this woman lifts and eats proteins and CALORIES
"ain't no way this is-" yeah that's the entire point of gacha games, they're the waitresses at the casino that come by and entice you to stay with another drink while you're at the slots. it's the entire business model and it's exactly why players get so defensive when insulted.
“Siri call my friends”
“No friends found”
“I’m sorry, Siri call my pawns”
“Calling 700 walruses”
“Wait what the fuck Siri that’s not what I said”
“Ooooouuuughhhhfhgfhhh”