Mary Beth Wolverton

Pickup lines are the pinnacle of my Twitter wit.

[Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg]

“The woman had aged: she was 28 and had lost all passion” - my student writing a story to hurt my feelings

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

We've got to get Chris Wallace a switch to mute the mics #Debates2020

[Discover Durham @DurhamNC]

“Durham (is) a place where an immigrant woman can start a business with $75 and no credit on a bike” and turn it into “three coffee shops and a roastery...”

@cocoacinnamon's Areli Barrera de Grodski shares what makes Durham beautiful to her 💕

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

Book Authors Are Getting Real About How Much They Are Paid https://t.co/N7BsitgdNX via @TomiObaro

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

I just signed a petition to stand with Breonna Taylor. You should too: https://t.co/IBEHNksvTT

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

From down the Eng. Dept hallway floats the voice of another prof: “Caffeine and anxiety”

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

Step 1: Get Bumble BFF to meet North Carolinians. Step 2: Actually match with someone. Step 3: Stare desperately at the screen and try to come up with an opening line. Step 4: Realize you're TERRIBLE at friend flirting. Step 5: Retreat to Netflix and your cats.

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

Here are the Biggest Fiction Bestsellers of the Last 100 Years https://t.co/zQQnGhaZnH via @lithub

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

Fifteen-year-old Mary Beth is so happy to have rediscovered this one: https://t.co/C6cnGCxJIf

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

@therealkjeezy Can confirm.

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

Just remembered that #virtuemoir are retiring. Welp, there goes the evening.

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

The face you make when Ella steals Prince Char and THEN some randos copy your look for the ball #metgala

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

Tornado sheltering at Turtle Creek Mall (minus all of the people lined down the hall). Happy Easter!

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

Can you open tabs at coffee shops? Asking for a friend.

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

Just saying, if I die in a school shooting & someone tries to use my death as reason to arm teachers rather than using it to support common-sense regulation, I'm haunting them til they get to the afterlife too

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

#AlabamaSenateElection

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

https://t.co/8QFbWJFr3W

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

@hgtv Ben Napier's Chewbacca impression is fantastic! Can it please be in every episode? #HomeTown

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

All safe here in the Avenues. Keeping an eye on tornado damage for the rest of Hattiesburg and Petal.

[Mary Beth Wolverton @wolverton03]

Small towns are the best towns, and Hattiesburg beats them all. https://t.co/vR1XTYs2lP