woahmac

[Roony @Roonysters]

Just undiagnosed myself. I am perfectly fine

[TJ @TJHitchings]

Is this the font from Fortnite

[Henry Specter 🎃 (Voiceacting Comms Open!) @henrybadger19]

No ai could predict the button inputs of the average alcoholic gamer

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

If you get hangovers it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt

[Sal Rickertson @SalRickertson]

Back to the fundamentals.

[Lakshya Jain @lxeagle17]

Yeah, I mean, that’s what you’d expect from 17-year-olds.

[Galarian Borowczyk @sohamncheese]

NYPD looking up from lvl 70 on candy crush and realizing the shooter got away

[SD2k16 @SMOKEDOPE2016]

Throwback 2 when my homie copped a navy uniform from the thrift so he wouldn’t get carded at the smokeshop

[agnes @ginfantasy]

by the age of 25, you should be

-driving with gumbo without a top
-wasting all over the car
-finna pour it out

or else you need a new circle

[wyabt @wy4bt]

how it feels to have $400 after being broke for awhile

[ciel @xzcielz]

SWAT raided me bc she said my pipe bomb

[doomer @uncledoomer]

“these people, theyre sick, theyre coming in and theyre asking for the ‘fortnite burger,’ you cant do that! its not a real burger! so weve got to get them out folks”

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

Depression: “what if you’re not good enough”

Anxiety : “everyone hates you”

Al pacino’s 16-month old baby : “yo what’s up it’s Al Pacino’s 16-month old baby “

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

No babe fuck our gay chungus life 🥰