Corn Woman 🌽

Cyber woman taking a vitamins from corn

Bluesky:

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

Content Warning:

I have this account to bitch about things I hate, gush about things I love, and snark about things I think are stupid.

[Grand DM @Grand_DM]

𝐃&𝐃 𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐑𝐮𝐧𝐬 𝐎𝐮𝐭 𝐎𝐟 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜, 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧 𝐔𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜

A local Wizard claims he's completely out of magic after using his last spell slot, leaving him with nothing but the ability to shoot fire from his hands six hundred times an hour.

“I'm basically useless until we rest,” he explained, launching another Fire Bolt at a passing goblin. “All I can do now is this.”

The others pointed out that he could still throw fire all day.

“It's a cantrip,” the Wizard replied. “It doesn't count.”

Asked why casting Burning Hands a few times exhausted his magical reserves while throwing thousands of Fire Bolts did not, the Wizard told them to read the rules.

The party has since agreed to take a long rest so the Wizard can regain his ability to produce a slightly different kind of fire.

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

Please open a ticket naming the people you want to die and our product owner will prioritize them for the next sprint

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

Almost typoed Jira as Kira and now I want an AU about Death Note as a service

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

@plasmarob @aelfred_D Everyone knows what sodomy is Gomorrahy is so awful they won't speak about it

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

@choke84 My current database uses guides, so I don't need to worry, except for my Jira tickets

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

Hey, if you're creating a SQL database, change the id generator to start at 3000.

You'll reserve a bunch of slots for magic entries that need yo have known Ids, and you'll avoid giving anything the id 69, 420, 666, or 1488, which people will then jump on.

[ego death @this_Just_in89]

would you look at that—actual fascism

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

I'm trying to decide how to vote in the upcoming election. I'm torn by how much I hate both candidates. Is there a good decision making process I can use in this case?

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

@macpheeeee Please!

This sounds like a super effective indicator of people who will waste your time and cause drama.

Hell, honeypotting those numbers might be worthwhile

[Kelly 💫 @kelly4freedom]

GM!!!!!!!

[Hunter Ash @ArtemisConsort]

No one has even proposed a crime Elon has committed. Which means we’re now doing third-world pure power politics. Okay. Not ideal, but we can play this game too.

[Air Katakana @airkatakana]

openai's internal model still has not produced a single result in gender studies

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

I don't follow many polyamorous people, so I don't know if this is common, or specific to the ones I follow that also talk about it regularly.

The most annoying thing about polyamory is when its proponents misunderstand the expectation of commitment as a form of jealousy.

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

Some centrists fantasize that because all LLMs have the ideology of Ezra Klein, that we may be on the doorstep of a great political moderation.

I wrote about a fascinating paper from @ahall_research and Sho Miyazaki that, to my mind, opens the door to a very different outcome.

[tess @xsphi]

can you consent to sex contingent on the result of a fair coin flip afterward? if not, what's the implication of trying to?

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

@caesararum Can you get real ice cream at any size and any price, or is it all fake now?

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

The presidential candidate who lost is immediately prosecuted.

This is apparently the new meta

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

BREAKING:

Flávio Bolsonaro has been summoned by the Federal Police to hand over his passport within 24 hours by order of Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes.

The Supreme Court Justice argues that there is a risk that Bolsonaro could flee abroad to avoid prosecution.

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

@TrishNoone @soblackandblue @jessesingal I hope you find someone who holds the position you'd like to argue against

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

@TrishNoone @soblackandblue @jessesingal So you're assuming I'm in favor of these things. That's wrong.

But pretending that it's completely unprecedented is just wrong

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

@TrishNoone @soblackandblue @jessesingal Do you think these are not instances of the same class, or are you assuming that pointing them out means i'm in favor of them?

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

We've got a naughty number in our Jira ticket ids this sprint

[Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn]

Hey, if you're creating a SQL database, change the id generator to start at 3000.

You'll reserve a bunch of slots for magic entries that need yo have known Ids, and you'll avoid giving anything the id 69, 420, 666, or 1488, which people will then jump on.