Randolph Thompson

Champion.

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

@scriptsgonewild @Jason_Stuart @theminkstole @DelShores @themitchhara @Veloci_trap_tor @ActuallyEmerson @RichardLeacock2 @NatalieNDressel @carolinabonetti @kielbasanova @kateharold @IAmRicoAnderson @AlexisIacono Thank you! What an amazing cast.

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

@jencurran Snacks. Only snacks. And dried bits of food she finds in her booster seat.

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Mekka 💉x7 @[email protected] @mekkaokerekebye]

I applaud the people brave enough to leave the Trump administration now. It takes courage.

After airline flights, I too have been known to unbuckle my seatbelt moments before the aircraft has "come to a complete stop," so I have experienced this level of courage first hand.

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

Of all the batshit crazy takes I've heard today, I think "this was Antifa dressed like Trump supporters" may just be the bat shittiest.

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

Still trying to wrap my mind around the idea that armed terrorists storming the US Capitol to try to overturn a free and fair election is...patriotic.

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

@j1bster

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

@biTRACIal Just said the exact same thing.

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

@thekehlzone No you don't genuinely feel for them. You are lying.

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

@ErrolWebber I live in your district and I am just so excited to vote against you.

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

@monkster35 @jeffcross11 @beacopforaday @MylesLGarrett If you hate physical violence, wait till you find out about football.

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

@OneBlackJeff @GinaIppy @HaleyMancini I prefer (Black) Randy Thompson but totally fine either way!

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

@LeifJohnson And yet still no mention of a white actor playing a black character? It feels as though you missed an opportunity to use your platform to help address this. Especially given your praise for how the show handles contemporary issues.

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

@janeymaxine

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

I know there are more important things to be worried about, but I saw a woman in Chipotle putting Kool-Aid powder on an individually wrapped pickle and I can’t stop thinking about it.

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

@oksoiohe1 https://t.co/BGwfyb4XYq

[Randolph Thompson @wonderand]

She said do you love me, I tell her only partly. I only love my bed, and my momma, and getting unexpected package deliveries, and Die Hard With A Vengeance, and those mini cheese wheels

[Hella In Your 30s @HellaInYour30s]

Can we get a suggestion of how to get paid for improv? @NickCasalini @wonderand @MURIEL_MURIEL @NerdistSchool @WhatsaCreative

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

“I hope the news of him paying off a porn star doesn’t distract from the news of him calling non-white countries shitholes” is a sentence we can now say about the President of the United States