Clare Woodley

Live in Sydney's Inner West and think I have too long an attention span for twitter most of the time but use it on occasion anyway.

[Clare Woodley @woodleyc]

So just give this to Shonee now? #SurvivorAU

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.

[Clare Woodley @woodleyc]

Props to guy on my bus with a discman! Been a good over a decade since I left saw one of them in the wild.

[Clare Woodley @woodleyc]

Dear men, a calm tone goes a long way. Dude at a cafe lost it at his wife for getting a small coffee instead of large, and then ‘comforted’ his child who had fallen off their chair by saying ‘remember the consequences of your actions’ in a very blunt unloving tone. 🙄

[The Chaser @chaser]

Confused Palmer supporters storm the Capitol Theatre

[Clare Woodley @woodleyc]

@matthewmoffitt Isn’t anything competitive ‘boring’ in her eyes?

[Adam Liaw @adamliaw]

Antony Green very close to entering a fugue state. #ausvotes

[Clare Woodley @woodleyc]

Second Greens seat…hells yeah!!

[Clare Woodley @woodleyc]

10 seats to a majority (I do have some doubt the ALP can get there but it isn’t out of the realm of possibly)…ALP minority looks likely though

[Clare Woodley @woodleyc]

And LNP ain’t even going to get near a minority government by the looks of things #AusVotes22 #auspoI

[Clare Woodley @woodleyc]

ABC is now predicting Reid for the ALP 🎉🎉🎉 much celebrating in my house! #AusVotes22

[Clare Woodley @woodleyc]

‘This isn’t an election, it is more of a key party’- Annabel Crabbe with what is sure to be the line of the election night #AusVotes22 #AusPol2022

[Clare Woodley @woodleyc]

Watching election coverage and cheering every time Tanya Plibersek mentions the ALP plan to win Reid… may the votes hear you! Would love to be in a marginal ALP seat instead of marginal LNP one #AusVotes22 #auspol

[Adam Liaw @adamliaw]

The interesting thing about the democracy sausage is that we have compulsory voting so there's no need to entice people to vote. Therefore the democracy sausage exists for no political reason. It exists solely because we, as a nation, love putting sausages in bread. #ausvotes

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

Just a reminder for when you’re casting your vote today #ausvotes #AusVotes22

[Clare Woodley @woodleyc]

Election checklist:
- Green-ist t-shirt I own which also has a leftie (ish) slogan on it
- Practiced the glare for any fridge right wing folk- sorry UAP I got no time for you
Off to find whatever the vego version of a #democracysausage is this election. #AusVotes22

[Clare Woodley @woodleyc]

Would never vote for the UAP in any world but at least when one of them got in my face at the mall, they tried their ultra left policies (aka their attempt to get votes from the young) instead of their ultra right ones (designed for older voters) on me

[Clare Woodley @woodleyc]

@bufferingcast Hate to say but the Scott Hope ref I think is due to that actor being on Queer as Folk about when this ep was on. I mean love the Faith read though

[Clare Woodley @woodleyc]

Way to start an address to a room of journalists

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Grace Tame with nothing to lose🔥