White people refer to their Grandparents like "My Nana and Gpaw are coming over tonight. Have you met my Nini-banini and grandpiano? Omg u would love them, my Nae Nae makes the best cookies and my G-string tells the best jokes. What do u call your ipod Nano and Granite counter?
Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod