Jared Woods

Environmental planner and emergency manager. Aspiring #SMEM scholar. #GTD enthusiast. #Survival & #Prepping. Views = my own.

[Jared Woods @woods_jared]

@kc0ryz Still here. Took a step back from social media to parent. Twitter kinda sucks now. What’s been going on?

[Jared Woods @woods_jared]

@wastatepatrol Saw a WA state trooper changing someone’s flat tire on busy interstate 405. Bravo. That’s exceptional public service.

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@iliza ripped fat dude program, by Chad

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@snohomish where are your crews near Monroe & High Rock road? You made a commitment to be more responsive here. You’re a joke.

[Jared Woods @woods_jared]

@iliza my little girl and I drew this, thought you’d dig it:

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@ReelBigFish The "pyro" trombone: https://t.co/iQGz9txbNO

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@slightlystoopid @ReelBigFish please consider covering this old ska song. It even has cowbells! https://t.co/kCGtsiv70m

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+1

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This Thanksgiving season, it’s important to remember what you’re truly thankful for...
@ReelBigFish

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@mattappleton @BillyKottage Thanks for coming out to WA state in late Sept. Your moves were extra fresh as always. Keep the rockers alive.

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@DisasterAnthony Outstanding, and thanks for the shout fellow EM! Nice to virtually meet you.

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Time to start with Twitter again.....

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Physicians: stop referring to people as "mine or my". My "nurse", "security guard" etc. yes, we all know you went to school for a long time

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@wsdot great, thanks! Much appreciated.

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@wsdot nice job on the 405 northbound shoulder project. Next steps, NB 405/I5 merge widening?

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@Microsoft every single one of you are idiots for getting rid of #Wunderlist. Even the people not associated w it. You must be smoking PCP.

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Trump looks extra orange in high def.

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@NotebooksApp Thanks for the epic customer service! You rock, and so does your product.

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@NotebooksApp I just left you an email about getting a new license file. Please respond. ~ Jared

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#ProTip: avoid persons with sports car names: Porche, Lexus, Mercedes, etc. They'll steer you wrong.

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New WA state rule will help responders prepare for crude oil shipments https://t.co/nieA1SOZni