Ape in the Woods

One with the outdoors. Love is my religion.

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

Openly extorting corporations.

Hosting leaders so they can give him gifts and kiss his ass.

Firing people who come out with data he doesn't like, replacing them with political loyalists.

Taking over local law enforcement and army bc "emergency."

Guys...I think it's happening.

[Jeremy Horpedahl 🥚📉 @jmhorp]

August 7, 2025: Trump calls for the resignation of Intel's CEO ("no other solution"), calls him "highly conflicted"

15 days later: Intel CEO agrees to give Trump and the US government 10% of the company, Trump calls him "highly respected"

Totally normal stuff

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

Can't believe I'm getting sucked back into the inane rightoid discourse on this app, but yeah, this.

[Art Vandelay @LJS527]

"Are we really not allowed to care about rapid cultural change?"

You can care about whatever you want. God knows, you'll certainly tweet about it. But we have a constitution, and we have immigration laws. If you want to change either, go convince your fellow Americans and stop complaining.

And by the way, America has endured cultural changes for its entire existence! We are a melting pot of different cultures. That's part of what makes this country so damn awesome.

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@RichardHanania Lmao

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@0xQuit GOAT

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@cullenroche What difference does it make if those assets aren't taxed enough to cover the debt

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@Ike_Saul 1. Do you think results would've been meaningfully different if Rs had been polled about Biden? This isn't unique to Dems.

2. The word "support" in the quoted post is doing a lot of work. The polls asks how they'd feel if it already happened, not whether they'd advocate for it.

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@DonAlt Delete red line pls

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@DeeZe @farokh Glad I'm not the only one

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@farokh Yes pls 😂

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@gummibear737 Exactly why Trump would lie about it lol

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@ThinkingUSD Solved mine with PT, which primarily consisted of stretching back+hamstrings and strengthening surrounding muscles (mainly glutes and core) so that I was not relying so heavily on lower back. Also learned to engage my core in daily activities that involve bending at the waist.

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@CalebSol Where'd you find this footage of me with my runes and ordinals

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@AvgJoesCrypto Be the bottom you want to see in the world

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@notthreadguy Top

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@MINHxDYNASTY Good win man, and a good write up. I know a lot of us can relate 🫂

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@OGDfarmer I was literally drawing fibs and mapping out my dip buying plan when this happened 😅

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@MINHxDYNASTY 👀

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@OGDfarmer The art is looking better by the day

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@nexamorph @OGDfarmer Was my reaction too. Rotatoooors not fully washed out yet.

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@OGDfarmer Any recs on knife and mattress?

[Ape in the Woods @WoodsApe]

@marketwizard What do the bottom bars represent?