awoods

Go Cowboys, Lakers, UCLA all day.

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY 💰💰💰💰

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

My girlfriend came home complaining that the Walmart cashier was a royal B!TCH. I asked her if she was at the self-checkout. That’s how the fight started. 😆

[awoods @woodsis]

@itsJohnRocker I say its bologna

[Jomboy @Jomboy_]

Shohei Ohtani and Dalton Rushing were frustrated with one another, a breakdown

[awoods @woodsis]

@lil_buts Probably does not like you as adult as well

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Do you still say “cows” when you pass cows while driving or have you lost your whimsy?

[awoods @woodsis]

@layxsnv Pho

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

Waited until the last minute and forgot to plan something for Dad? Chick-fil-A has you covered!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Scotland fans trying to pronounce Massachusetts towns is something you need to see today

[awoods @woodsis]

@james_xond Yes

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Bookmarked 🤣🎯

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

the rage bait worked

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.

[awoods @woodsis]

@FreddyLA7 @NASA @AstroAnnimal Cool story are they wanted by someone I don’t understand the face coverup??? I’m the only one? 😂 @FreddyLA7

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

Can we all go back to not giving a single shit about Texas Tech now?

[Gol Garra @ElGolGarracol]

Yo apoyando a Cabo Verde sin saber en qué parte del planeta está ubicado.

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

If the Knicks can win a championship the Cowboys can win a Super Bowl

I don’t care