Alisa Perez

I twerk wood.

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

@DeerGear You are a scam company with a 1-star Trust Pilot rating.

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

@jaredpolis @JoeNeguse Gov and the Gnar Gnar Pow😂

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

@chrissyteigen Lee amazing😛

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

@MichaelRapaport I 100% agree. This is #whiteprivilege in action.

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

@LynchieSoup Yummmm 😋

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

#CurrentMood

[Ellie Rushing @EllieRushing]

West Philly reacts to Biden’s lead in Pennsylvania by dancing in the street, of course

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

An eternal optimist: I see pathways to well-executed outcomes rather than obstacles blocking the way. A seasoned realist: I know how hard I'll have to work to get there.

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

@SenatorRomney well done👏

[Park Police MC @ParkPolice]

We are seeking the public’s assistance in identifying the below individual in reference to an assault that took place this morning on the Capital Creacent trail. Please contact Det. Lopez at 301-929-2774 with any information. Pease reference case number 20001297.

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

@cccoffeekitchen @realDonaldTrump Nah--you stand for putting profit over the health of your workers and community--you're not fooling anyone.

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

@NBCNews Lololol--he wants us to pray for the people he killed😬

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

We’re all goners.

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

@JoeBiden Run this all day everyday on cable. The people who need to hear this don't use Twitter.

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

FOUND hand sanitizer in stock, online! https://t.co/0KtveVfMNQ

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

#millionmaskchallenge I have a rapid prototyping laser--does anyone have open-source CAD files for mask geometry?

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

@TheRachLindsay I totally agree with you about Madison AND I can't understand why she didn't apologize for making his family wait 3hours. Not ok. #itiswhatitis

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

@rhiannon42 Balls😆😆

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

This is the best 2020 political ad I’ve seen so far. It effectively makes the point, that Trump is unfit to be President. Instead of playing small-ball and trash-talking other Democrats in the primary, @MikeBloomberg keeps his eye on the (sleaze)ball.

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

@SenatorRomney ❤️Job well done sir!❤️

[Alisa Perez @woodtwerker]

@ananavarro Well said!👏👏👏