Nicole

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[Nicole @woolenhats]

I paid extra for a king size bed in a hotel…. It’s two twin beds pushed together. How? Why?

[Nicole @woolenhats]

Am I officially too old to bartend dance nights? I cannot see. I cannot hear. I am a baby deer running around.

[Nicole @woolenhats]

Small town living is seeing two disco balls in your work office and knowing they came from your friends two bathrooms.

[Nicole @woolenhats]

Why do I make notes for next year me when this year me just continues to ignore them?

[Nicole @woolenhats]

As I age, Father’s Day means so much more. V v grateful for my family 🖤🖤

[Nicole @woolenhats]

Looks like I’m having another *~*Mazzy Star*~* summer

[Nicole @woolenhats]

@ngbosc 100% perfect execution

[Nicole @woolenhats]

@ngbosc 10/10 would pay Amanda Bynes to do my nails

[Nicole @woolenhats]

If you don’t wave to me on the Dyea road, you’re dead to me.

[Nicole @woolenhats]

Why am I tearing up at videos of dads teaching their kids extreme sports? How these get in my algorithm?

[Nicole @woolenhats]

Buying new makeup is difficult. Do I actually like the color and product? Or am I just attracted to the model?

[Nicole @woolenhats]

I miss drive thru coffee stands

[Nicole @woolenhats]

Negative: Lentil rolled in fish. In February.
Positive: Turns out she’ll get in the shower with me as long as I feed her prime rib scraps.

[Nicole @woolenhats]

@wilcoxalot I’ll do better.

[Nicole @woolenhats]

In the last four days the amount of times I’ve had a sparkling water and espresso martini delivered to me has gone up by about 500%

[Nicole @woolenhats]

As a public service, I’m cutting down on the amount of raw garlic I consume.

[Nicole @woolenhats]

Emotional support bedside beef jerky

[Nicole @woolenhats]

@htgarbagepeople Im happy for you

[Nicole @woolenhats]

My favorite winter sport? Sniffing my dog.

[Nicole @woolenhats]

Sleepy, snuggly dogs are the most comforting beings.