neil warner

Human souls trapped like flies in the world wide web, stuck, forever crying out for help.

[neil warner @wooliferkins]

@QFA_EN And there i was last night trying to bet on you not gaining a point. Couldn't log in to my @paddypower account (again you pointless tossers) but you grabbed a draw anyway. Chapeau

[neil warner @wooliferkins]

@MarinaPurkiss Ooh imagine you've only just discovered the definition of a Politician.
Politician (noun) Charlatan, Congenital liar, incapable of holding down an honest job

[Monica Wilcox @Monica_Wilcox]

If you were surrounded by all the characters you’ve read about, how big (and varied) of a crowd would that be?

#library #books

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The great crisis of our times is that millions have willingly thrown away their brains. They are using AI to summarize books & play video games for them. They’re enraged by any suggestion that it’s good to know things. It’s urgent that you resist the cratering of the intellect.

[Leinster Rugby @leinsterrugby]

Voted by 🫵

Your @IrishTimes Try of the Year is Vicky Elmes Kinlan’s end to end sprint against Munster 🔥

#LeinsterAwards2026

[Dr Helen Fry | WWII Historian @DrHelenFry]

In this photograph, a single poppy stands in a field in Calvados, Normandy, bathed in the soft light of the evening sun.

They were, and remain, the Greatest Generation.

We will remember them.

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

There were two tiers of possible response to the express wishes of Henry Nowak's dignified family in the light of his traumatic murder. One humane and empathetic, the other inhumane and exploitative. This version of "Lyin' Eyes" (Eagles) is for @JDVance and those in the second.

[neil warner @wooliferkins]

Matts dumplings. #Masterchef #EastIsEast

[neil warner @wooliferkins]

@bbctms @ZaltzCricket @tmsproducer
As we see Aggers new post as head pitch ironer

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

"We want to use Henry’s heartbreaking story to make change for the better. We do not want his death to be used to create further division, hatred or tension.”

I am in awe of Henry Nowak's family.
Anyone callously ignoring their wishes deserves nothing but contempt.

[neil warner @wooliferkins]

@tmsproducer When you walk through the broadcast as Sir Alistair says " When it rains, the water all pools in this bottom corner" and you're not sure if he means @HomeOfCricket or @BedfordBluesRFC ground at #GoldingtonRoad

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

[neil warner @wooliferkins]

@tonyblackburn Is not that a Diddy David Hamilton at the front? 1/2 of the tortuous move from R1 to R2 after lunch. As you had to be a grown up after 2pm

[neil warner @wooliferkins]

She don't lie, she don't lie, Cokayne #FravEng

[neil warner @wooliferkins]

Amy Cokayne rocking the Dusty Hare shoelace #FravEng (one for the teenagers)

[neil warner @wooliferkins]

Once more unto the Breach #FravEng

[neil warner @wooliferkins]

The look from Ellie to the cameraman, "Yeah here's the cowboy thing, now get out of my face #FRAvENG 😂😂😂

[neil warner @wooliferkins]

Larmour man, Larmour man, does whatever a Larmour can #LEIvOSP

[neil warner @wooliferkins]

Larmour man, Larmour man, does whatever a Larmour can! L#LEIvOSP

[neil warner @wooliferkins]

When you Mishear commentary,
Said: "She's come all the way from inner 5
Heard: "She's come all the way from inner thigh"
😳
#ENGvWAL